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Those dastardly russians keep putting sticks in the spokes of my bikes. They even make it look like I'm the one doing it!

President Xi, the people of Occupied Cascadia yearn for freedom, please send Chengdu J-20 stealth fighters.

Getting the plaintext script from the Internet and making a local theater production out of it? Now THAT'S peak carbon neutrality!

Ah but what about when you factor in all of the commuting of the actors and staff (each in their own truck, the only PATRIOTIC transportation method) plus the emissions from the production of the costumes and sets, not to mention keeping the theatre running. No, I'm afraid the only neutral form of entertainment are rogue puppet shows and one-person bands.

They're fighting for the freedom to commit genocide! What, do you hate freedom!?

I was just listening to an old podcast ep () from 2021 IIRC talking about the TRIPS waiver, and how they "didn't want to be too cynical" about Biden doing a whole song and dance which would amount to nothing. Just googled it and sure enough, we're still fucking blocking it. The american government must be destroyed.

I guess "The US will very likely end the world in nuclear hellfire" doesn't roll of the tongue as well.

You forgot Women's Beach Volleyball.

She may not be a villain but she's a liberal for not killing Batman and the billionaire right now.

Eh, it'd be a good step in the right direction if they did stack the court (though term limits and a code of conduct are laughable half-measures at best), but I have my doubts the dems will do anything. If they sincerely believed that the american right wanted to end democracy and put dem politicians in camps (to be clear, they're fine with other people being in camps), one would assume they'd be using that newfound presidential immunity to start drone striking "threats to the republic".

Edit: oh and obviously whatever tools the dems use, the republicans will use more ruthlessly as they care far, far less about optics. Might as well play to win.

They should really just have communism give you +20 infamy with capitalist nations or something instead of trying to nerf stuff like nationalization.

Hopefully all this stress gives him a stroke!