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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I put a dick on it. (Lithuanian)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

"My dick hurts" (Bosnian)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

There are multiple ways to say "I don't care" (which is what the expression stated means). You can say "Juckt?" Which is very informal and basically means "is it itching?" Or you could also say "das geht mir am Arsch vorbei" which means something like "its going next to my ass" (I don't really know how to translate it in a better way, but it means, that said thing is passing your ass)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I Brazilian portuguese that would be "Caguei" -> I took a shit

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's also "to pouco me fudendo" -> I'm barely fucking myself

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Essa é boa kkkkkk

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It cares me dick. (Spanish)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Interestingly also Polish have the same sentence with the same meaning.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

A few others from french :

J'en parlerai à mon cheval (I'll make sure to tell my horse)
Parle à mon cul, ma tête est malade (Talk to my ass, my head is sick/ill)
Je m'en tamponne le coquillard (no idea how to translate this, but here is a fun explainer, also in french)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

It naps on my dick. (Bulgaria)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It sucks me (as in fellatio) an egg (testicle).

It sucks my dick.

I care a crow's nest (as in ships)

I care a turd.

I care a shit.

(Spanish again, we are creative people, as someone pointed out, the New World is way more colorful than Spain)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My dick hurts (Bosnian, Serbian, Croatian)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Bulgarian as well, but that the dick "doesn't" hurt is implied. I assume it's the same for you?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Like water on a goose - Swedish

Just thought of one that takes a bit of explanation. In Swedish, much like German, words are joined to create longer words. Such as smörgåsbord(sandwich table). The smurfs in Swedish are therefore called gammelsmurfen (old smurf), "anything"smurfen. Because of this, people jokingly say "intressesmurfen antecknar" ( interest smurf is taking notes) to indicate that they don't care about what somebody is saying

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

This may be the least vulgar one yet, lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Layeth thine eyes upon my field of fucks and behold that it is barren.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Now that has(eth) style.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"I shit on it!" ("Szarok rá!") - in Hungarian.

Besides that just "I don't care." ("Nem érdekel.")

Maybe "Not even the dog cares, who lives in/at the shooting range." ("Lőtéri kutyát nem érdekli.") But it's more like for situations where you want to express, that nobody cares.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Not my circus, not my monkeys. (English)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Like the server said, "Not my table!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Zero fucks given about this post. /s

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

There are more vulgar ones in Spain:

Me la suda ("la" refers to "la polla"): It makes my dick sweat

Me la pela: It peels my dick

Me importa una mierda: That matters a shit to me

Obviously, this last one is closer to "I don't give a shit," but it's essentially the same sentiment.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

n. I couldn't give a flying fuck (English English)
n+1. Ah couldnae gi a flyin' fuck (Scottish)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I don't give a rat's ass!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

One of the ways to say in Brazilian Portuguese: "estou cagando e andando"

Literally, "I am shitting and walking (simultaneously)"

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