Wallace
this post was submitted on 05 Jan 2025
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Shiloh because I fuck with anyone down with Gary Numan.
Meh Dayzie or Caleb, I don't use deodorant and I do a bunch of exercise. Exercise then shower, and I have a smell, but it doesn't smell bad. Most people just smell like people unless they aren't taking care of themselves.
All of the above. Let's party!
Kinda wanna have Susan in your corner, tbf.
What is Hannah's negative trait?
She in hr, there's no way she's not evil.
Susan is in HR, not Hannah
Presumably, she won't "just got engaged" for more than a week. Or she has a very interesting personal life, I dunno.
Her fiancé
shiloh seems fine, walice is probably sound.
I'll take Hannah, Shiloh, Caleb or Wallace, and some noise canceling headphones.
Jacksepticeye
Wallace. Bet he's seen some shit.
100% Hannah, this isn't even a hard choice.
Dayzie
me too, i like the way women smell…
Lewis for sure we can have competitions
The only rule; first to shit themselves loses
No way the first to shit themselves wins
I've been there. My opponent ended up kneeling before me and admitting defeat.
I think he was half way gassed out not kneeling
definitely not susan
Disturbing lack of DEI on this meme
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Wallace, if he isn't a dick about weed smell.
I wear all-natural deodorant too. It's microwaved-tuna flavoured.
Dayzie or Lewis, everyone smells, who cares
Hannah, because in a few months she won't be just engaged so she will turn less annoying.
Also Wallace. I generally don't mind old people. Maybe I'm getting old myself but stay off my lawn!
Plot twist, her fiancee refuses to commit to a date and she will be engaged for years, constantly planning a wedding that will never come. Growing more and more frustrated and vocal about her upcoming wedding.
It's against my morals to use another persons mental anguish for my own amusement, but if she annoys me for years even after I've brought it up with Susan from HR I would eventually do that.
Same picks for the same reasons.
... although I'm less proud to admit that I read it as "Known Father" the first time, didn't catch it until I came to the comments, and he still didn't make the top 2.
I just kinda figured that "Known Father" meant he was always talking about his kids and experiences with parenthood, and that was enough to eliminate him.
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