Sorry, I procrastinate fuckin everything.
Dude, you think money doesn't just come out of thin air? I have to work half an hour to an hour to earn enough to buy pizza and beer, and you know what? [Bad Word] you, dude.
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Jesus Christ — neither you nor I knew just how much your frequent input means to me. I’m glad you’re ≈here
Hey man, I'm just glad that some people are getting some use out of these posts and I'm not annoying everyone to death. We'll see how much longer that takes lol
Lol i saw this and immediately was about to send it to you on discord lmao
Well send it to me on discord anyway! I'll pretend I didn't see this comment
Me, at age 25, colourised.
But after that I aged rapidly and things got a lot more expensive.
Every time my boss/coworker asks me if I did anything on the weekend. Doing things costs money which y'all know I don't have.
fine.
@Stamets, I'm gay
Please marry me I'm so fucking lonely
sending you a hug.
if you're in my area I'd love to hang out.
I would also love that but I live on an island in the middle of the ocean. Tends to be a bit isolating, unfortunately.
An island of sadness and no steamdecks
Your not entirely wrong.
is it a nice island at least?
I'm not in an island, sorry
It's not too bad. Pretty during some times of year, cold as fuck in other times. Newfoundland.
Fuck a moose.
If you that bored and the moose consents... but please reconsider
It's not so far from my island. If I come for a visit someday I'll let ya know we can get lunch or married or something.
I got one condition.
You gotta get screeched in.
Go on, kiss the fish!
I know that you're close by because I didn't need to explain what the fuck being screeched in meant lmao
I'm nowhere close by and would be grateful for an explanation.
Well it's hard to put into words. Instead, I'd recommend watching this 5 minute clip from the musical Come From Away as people are screeched in after having it explained to them. Typing this out will be impossible to capture the chaos, bewilderment, bizarre traditions and wonderment that comes from my silly little island.
The musical is a Broadway musical about all the passengers on the planes that landed in Newfoundland. Small town doubled in population overnight to help everyone out and the play is about that moment and the community surrounding it. As someone who lived through that myself as I was living in the area, it's a fantastic play.
Here's the clip. Up on Streamable and only there for 2 days because I ripped the clip out of the musical myself.
I did not expect to put a musical in my ARR client today.
Thank you for the link and information!
Anytime. Newfoundland is a fuckin awesome place with a weird and unique culture. Love being able to share it.
they found it centuries ago, time to rename to Oldfoundland
You're no longer allowed to visit
Recentlyfoundland?
Newfoundlandunlessyoucountthenativeswhofounditthousandsofyearsago.
Has a nice ring to it
That works. Strap a nice acronym to it and then let's get something to eat.
the lovely Canadian province if NFLUYCTNWFITOYA