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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Chase watches Ryan George, confirmed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And than there is me who is bold and still goes to the barber because the feeling of someone else cutting your bold head with a razor knife is just great. Also I have a long beard which is the main reason to go to the barber but I digress

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Demn, I ollweys confuse English vowels

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Bold faced lies.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bullshit.

Bezos can’t cut his own hair. He can’t see that far up his own ass even with all the mirrors in the world.

He probably spends more to be bald than it would cost to get all new hair.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Around my area it is hard to find a barber for under $20

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Jeff Bezos saved hundreds of billions of dollars by downsizing his wife.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Makes sense, especially in this economy

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Who will go down in history as one of the best traders of all time.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What the hell am I going wrong then? I've been bald for 3 years and I ain't got jack shit!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Mate I was balding when I was 19 and went full cue ball when I was 23. I'm 36 now. Where the fuck is my money??!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

You and me both, my friend… remember Balding Elon Musk? I think it’s not so much the lack of hair, more like the lack of ethics.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

3 years? I've been bald for 20 years and I'm 300K down the hole, when does this trick kick in exactly?

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Perhaps you forgot to invest the savings into building a global e-commerce empire.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It's getting a 200K funding from your dad that's the real trick. He also worked for a large company making money at the time, he wasn't trying to survive.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

don't fall for it, everything you save on barber visits you spend on razors

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (7 children)

i spend €8 a year on razors, how many barber visits is that?

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Steve Jobs would wear the exact same outfit, Every. Single. Day. That's the kind of dedication needed, most people aren't cut out for it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Silicon Valley turtleneck was just the Mao Suit of its era.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Dude didn't even shower to save on water bills.

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