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[–] [email protected] 64 points 3 months ago

I just wanted him to hurt everyone else but not me.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (15 children)

At least she voted.

Yeah, you know who I'm talking about. Where y'all at now? Fucking crickets.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's true. All those people who willingly didn't vote and are complaining can get fucked.

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[–] [email protected] 103 points 3 months ago (19 children)

No, actually, people who voted for Trump are worse than people who stayed home.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (8 children)

Agreed but I think the ones who stayed home and actively encouraged others to do the same are worse than Trump voters who keep it to themselves. That Trump voters scored 1 vote and the armchair activist made at least one person not vote

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

The Darwin Awards must really have to throttle their criteria to account for the volume of idiots who vote and act against their own survival.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago

I know we're all going to suffer, but Im particularly glad those who voted this way are slowly starting to realize how they or their love ones will.

Anxiety is the worst part about any major change

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My pity is limited here. 😶

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 months ago (10 children)
[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 months ago (3 children)

This is my mother. In her 80s, racist AF, conservative, voted for Trump, has cancer, on Medicare, etc. Now she expresses her worry that Medicare funding will be cut. But she's also betting that because Musk is a "genius" he won't take benefits away from the elderly.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago

It's even worse/dumber than this, due to her federal unionized employment pension. Unions are apparently evil, despite her pension and paying for her Medicare B late enrollment penalties. The brain rot is really maddening and sad to see in person.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

AlaskanPolitics.. I mean, you have an account called SomethingPolitics and you didn't have a clue about that?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Isn't funding cancer research "big government"?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

"Big government" means thinking the government is bigger and more expensive than it needs to be.

When all the government needs to do is keep me happy then any program which I understand benefits me is vital and any which doesn't is "big government"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Funding cancer, not research

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[–] [email protected] 124 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I didn't expect...

Good news everyone!

I've developed a nearly foolproof method for preventing anyone else from sharing this fuckin sucker's experience, and will share it here - free of charge - today only!

It's simple. All you have to do is ask yourself a single question: Does X effect Trump’s Y?

Replace X with the issue or item you're concerned with.

Then replace Y with one of the following: health | self-image | bank account | stock market

If your answer is 'No,' congratulations, you now know that Trump will indeed NOT give a single fuck about your problem. Also, it's probably some sort of peasant issue anyway.

If your answer is 'Yes,' you're likely still fucked somehow! 😁

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[–] [email protected] 281 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I didn't mind the bigotry, racism and anti-democratic scheming but this is where i draw the line.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago

You omitted pedophile rapist.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Ooooh, it's not just about racism... damn

[–] [email protected] 160 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah they draw the line right in front of them. And they only notice someone crossing it when it hits them in the face.

[–] [email protected] 86 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Their line is a circle around themselves.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Some of them include their children.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"But not Fred, he's too woke. And Jenna is a lesbianist!"

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Jenna is a lesbianist

She plays the alto lesbian in the orchestra.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 months ago

The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid. - Art Spander

And here we are :)

[–] [email protected] 98 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"I just wanted a fifth columnist who would govern well according to my kaleidoscopic view of reality"

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Jesus. That's exactly how some people operate. Every day. What the fuck is wrong with humanity.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We're naked monkeys evolved to live in small groups trying to run a system with several billion people. Humanity is a bit underspecced.

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