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[–] [email protected] 74 points 3 months ago

Your body, my choice to hit it with a baseball bat.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago

Grass grows, birds fly, and brother? I BONK people

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

He had it coming. I'd even say he doesn't deserve to be raped, just because it's such a terrible act.

But I'm all for the assault in this situation. As I said, he was asking for it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

I mean, if anyone deserves to be raped it is someone holding a sign threatening rape

[–] [email protected] 249 points 3 months ago

If it’s a legitimate assault, the male body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

[–] [email protected] 153 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If you carry a sign reading "you deserve to be raped" then you can't complain about being clubbed on the head, because you obviously are a waste of genetic material

[–] [email protected] 108 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I think "you deserve to be hit over the head with a baseball bat" is an understandable response to "you deserve to be raped".

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

Hit him again.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Now time to be around him with a sign reading, “You deserve to be hit on the head with a bat.” I’m certain he’d agree.

[–] [email protected] 105 points 3 months ago (6 children)

No one deserves to be hurt. Unfortunately, some people do ask for it.

This guy was absolutely asking for it.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This guy was absolutely asking for it.

Literally yes. It seems people are unfamiliar with this type of grift, which was made popular by the Westboro Baptist Church. Show up somewhere and say the most inflammatory (but not directly threatening) things possible until somebody gets fed up and assaults you, then sue that person for damages.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (7 children)

You know, there's a secret trick to not getting sued for assaulting them...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

Sneak into thier house and poison all of thier food?

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

I'd argue quite a number of people deserve to be hurt, and this prick is definitely one of them.

[–] [email protected] 80 points 3 months ago (8 children)

He did deserve it. If you advocate for pointless violence you deserve it back at you.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

BONK go to ~~horny~~ actual jail

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If a jury of your peers see fit.

(I wouldn't)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

I think pre-commentor meant the bonked dumbass

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

I've been playing far too much brawl stars. I heard the "wack" in my head and exhaled air out muh nose. 10/10

[–] [email protected] 83 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Only the good die young I've heard

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago (7 children)
  • Pinochet: 91
  • Reagan: 93
  • Thatcher: 87
  • Kissinger: 100
  • Mugabe: 95
  • Sheldon Adelson: 87

Checks out.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (5 children)

In France we have Jean-Marie Le Pen. He tortured people and was friends with nazis. He's 96 and still alive.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Jean-Marie Le Pen

He's 96 and still alive

That's awful!

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

I used to think that was just a saying but now that I'm in my 40s, it has generally held true, and it suuuucks.

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