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[–] [email protected] 74 points 3 weeks ago

Your body, my choice to hit it with a baseball bat.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago

Grass grows, birds fly, and brother? I BONK people

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

He had it coming. I'd even say he doesn't deserve to be raped, just because it's such a terrible act.

But I'm all for the assault in this situation. As I said, he was asking for it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

I mean, if anyone deserves to be raped it is someone holding a sign threatening rape

[–] [email protected] 248 points 3 weeks ago

If it’s a legitimate assault, the male body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

[–] [email protected] 152 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you carry a sign reading "you deserve to be raped" then you can't complain about being clubbed on the head, because you obviously are a waste of genetic material

[–] [email protected] 108 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

I think "you deserve to be hit over the head with a baseball bat" is an understandable response to "you deserve to be raped".

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

Hit him again.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

Now time to be around him with a sign reading, “You deserve to be hit on the head with a bat.” I’m certain he’d agree.

[–] [email protected] 105 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

No one deserves to be hurt. Unfortunately, some people do ask for it.

This guy was absolutely asking for it.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This guy was absolutely asking for it.

Literally yes. It seems people are unfamiliar with this type of grift, which was made popular by the Westboro Baptist Church. Show up somewhere and say the most inflammatory (but not directly threatening) things possible until somebody gets fed up and assaults you, then sue that person for damages.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

You know, there's a secret trick to not getting sued for assaulting them...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

Sneak into thier house and poison all of thier food?

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

I'd argue quite a number of people deserve to be hurt, and this prick is definitely one of them.

[–] [email protected] 80 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

He did deserve it. If you advocate for pointless violence you deserve it back at you.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

BONK go to ~~horny~~ actual jail

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If a jury of your peers see fit.

(I wouldn't)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

I think pre-commentor meant the bonked dumbass

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

I've been playing far too much brawl stars. I heard the "wack" in my head and exhaled air out muh nose. 10/10

[–] [email protected] 82 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Only the good die young I've heard

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)
  • Pinochet: 91
  • Reagan: 93
  • Thatcher: 87
  • Kissinger: 100
  • Mugabe: 95
  • Sheldon Adelson: 87

Checks out.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

In France we have Jean-Marie Le Pen. He tortured people and was friends with nazis. He's 96 and still alive.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Jean-Marie Le Pen

He's 96 and still alive

That's awful!

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

I used to think that was just a saying but now that I'm in my 40s, it has generally held true, and it suuuucks.

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