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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Ya head's a freakin' bat magnet!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Where's the damn video? Aluminum or a Louisville Slugger? Hopefully she's a softball player.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

There's a video in this article of the moment, tho you can't see her hit him. He's holding the camera and she walks up behind him and clocks him. From the sound of it, the bat was aluminum

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

I sure hope her bat didn’t get dented, it can be a real pain to find one that swings just right.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There was once a time when "Fighting Words" were a viable defense in cases like these, and that sign certainly qualifies as fighting words.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

thems be fightin' words

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

That is absolutely horrific, disgusting and vile. Has anyone checked if the bat is ok?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He's still standing in the picture, we should let her try again

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

I guess we could all have a turn at the human piñata.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 weeks ago

I mean, strutting around with his cranium exposed like that, it was only a matter of time.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

I literally said "FUCK YES" out loud when I read this.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

I think she used the baseball bat incorrectly in this particular situation. Opportunity missed!

[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Tabitha Brubaker has been charged felony assault and marijuana possession

Boooo, fuck off with the weed charge on there too

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He pressed charges over that? I hurt myself worse at work and walk it off. That guy's a bitch.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This may have been sole reason to do that, so of course he did

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Grasping at any straw to play the victim.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

NOOOOO, IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

"I shouldn't have stuck around" he said...

Captain obvious right there

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