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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago

There is an air gap. You're safe.

But if water splashes up then it's GAME OVER MAN.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

Reading this while on the shitter

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

Makes me feel very connected, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

Ew, thanks I love it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

And your nose and mouth is connected to everyone too.
All in the vast ocean of air. You are inhaling what others exhale.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

I’ll upvote it simply because it’s provocative

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

This is actually a joke from the Blue Man Group's The Complex tour (not saying it's a "stolen joke").

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

It's a comforting thought 😌

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

So a p-trap is kinda like a butt firewall then

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Would disabling the firewall let the p into my butt?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

I've had this recurring nightmare for the last twenty or so years where I go to sit on a toilet and a disembodied hand comes out of the drain-hole hand first and touches my butt.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Thank you, Thing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

It's the poop hand from monsturd... worst bad movie ever

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

What are your thoughts on skibidi toilet?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Honestly terrifies me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Move to a house with a septic tank

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

Why? Butt network is life.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm on a private intranet then. I have a septic system.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Don't you worry about outsiders accessing your system and its private contents? They could leak it everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

Guess it’s the ~~Fediverse~~ shittyverse

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago

Aka the sphincternet.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 weeks ago

I'll leave this here...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago

OH my friend reminded me I'm on a septic tank? how can I get my butthole connected pls

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 weeks ago

One word -

Airgap

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