4: "I can help you hide the body if you want."
this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2024
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Lol that's basically a therapist, minus the second option.
"Frankly, you brought this all on yourself" usually resolves it quickly, in my experience.
Ah drawing aggro like a true tank.
Hello, we'd like to offer you a position as police chief in a neighborhood that will statistically have a school shooting soon.
That sucks.
And then what happened?
That must be really hard for you.
Wow. You don’t deserve that.
How do you feel about it now?
Ugh. That sounds awful.
You’re handling this better than I would.
How do you even respond to that?
Tell me about it.
What can I do to help?
You’ve got this, but I’m here.
Awesome list! Much better than a list I would make 🙂
I would just change slightly the “What can I do to help?” (That is a call for a “nothing”) to “How can I help?” (That shows much more enthusiasm in wanting to help)
Look at mister "I leave the basement twice a week" over here
Thanks, man. I needed that.
Legend
This is slowly being replaced by 👍ing or ❤️ing the message. No actual words needed.
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👍
I find that the variety of emotes people have available on discord say more than I probably would half-ass with words. At least with memes, if I'm having a conversation I will not be using emotes.
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Haha so true!
Haha So True!
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Haha so true!
There is a secret fourth option that requires the player to cancel the dialogue and just perform an action:
Give hug
Sadly, nobody does that.
Its the best option.
That sucks.
The Paragon interrupt.
Or maybe ask what they need from you? Just a thought.
Whatcha want from me?
It works spectacularly well with people you're close to or on very good terms with.
If my other half is kicking off about something, a quick "hey listen, are you wanting help to fix this or are you wanting to vent like fuck to feel a bit better?"
It's rarely the former, though I'd be more than happy to help if it was. At least then I can let her rage out and decompress without throwing in unwanted suggestions.
Probably comes across as a bit blunt to people you don't know well though.
Glad my wife and I aren't the only ones. It's frustrating to explain why proposed solutions won't work while already worked up over stressful bullshit. Sometimes there just aren't real solutions. Sometimes you just need to open a pressure relief valve for a minute so you can have a little reset and be better equipped to tackle the mountain of bullshit.
Yeah, it works both ways at the end of the day.
I know fine well when I need to take some holiday days - I work with a team of fantastic guys and girls in a very bureaucratic environment, so any deviation from the norm in certain projects come with a raft of paperwork (an unnecessary volume in some cases), before the issue can really be put to bed.
Everyone makes fuckups. I've made fuckups and caused by line manager paperwork when I was at the coalface, and I'll continue to make fuckups and learn from them in the future. I know my spuds will drop a bollock every now and then, and that's cool.
There are times when someone has made a royal arse of something and it's stacked another load of paperwork on top of me, and I get a bit angry about it. It's not rational, it's not fair to rag on the poor dude or dudette or dudethey who made an error, and I'll let my partner know that I'm not after solutions - I'm just needing a bit of extra time to calm down and refocus. Solutions to those problems mean overhauling a heavy and entrenched system of work, and it's not something that can be done at home - I could have married Kofi Annan, but unless he's familiar with the system of work, there's fuck all he could actually do.
At that point, it's time to book a week or two off, and think about anything - everything - but work.
e: clarity
"that's crazy"
Gotta find a non-patronizing way to ask if they need help, a hug, or to be heard.
Empathize, "I can imagine how much that must have hurt, I'm sorry you had to deal with that"
"That's rough, buddy" is my goto.
"my first girlfriend turned into the moon"
I'm more of a "well, shit" guy myself.
That sucks. Definitely push the last one. This happened to me one time in band camp
Good thing he has three things to push all the buttons with......
That sucks but this reminds me of...
...and that's how I became king of the pirates, well anyways you should invest into my NFT cryptoAI trust me bro this gonna go to the moon!