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The duck looks like it's about to tell me this amazing financial opportunity that came across his desk this morning.
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It's not great. I've way the photos are lit and the angles does make it look cool.
That chicken looks like it's in a gangster movie.
The frog and the chimp go so hard
They got that 15 degree fag
The rest are perpendicular or 45 degrees, peasant angles if you ask me.
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Exactly.
That frog has had enough of everyone's shit.
Those dogs playing poker in that well known painting looked pretty cool.
Smoking rabbit is my spirit animal.
Just look at these losers.
God damn. Being cool is bad for your lungs.
Well most of them are also dead now, which may or may not be related.
Fuck I want a cigarette now.
Weirdest DND alignment chart.
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The whole middle row looks cool as fuck
The chimp, frog, and maybe the rabbit ironically looks cool ngl
Is it really that excellent? Big "how do you do fellow kids" energy with this one. They all look like they could be the star of a cult classic gritty animated film noir feature about anthropomorphic animals set in wartime 1940s brooklyn. Call it "The primal inside me" or something, get that triple entendre going for it.
A gritty reboot of Wind in the Willows. Mr. Toad is right there.
"Beyond the Wild Wood comes the Wild World," said the Rat. "And that's something that doesn't matter, not a rat's ass, if you pardon the pun. I've never been there, and I'm never going, nor you either, if you've got any sense in your thick fuckin skull.
I would watch the absolute fuck outta this hollywood fund this pls.
You can sort of get it by watching Who Framed Roger Rabbit. The Weasels from Disney's Wind in the Willows short film were adapted for the film perfectly as the Toon Patrol. Not only were the weasels already gangster-like thugs in the original, but the style is so well executed and to top it all off is the chefs kiss of naming them like the Seven Dwarves. Smartass, Greasy, Psycho, Wheezy, and Stupid.
Which smoking animal do you feel like today?
I am absolutely the bunny. Because I'm moisturized and just had my hair done, but I'm also completely done.
Smoking chicken here
Frog
The frog looks cool af
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Sadly it does look cool 😮💨
Absolutely! Look at this chimpanzee. Dude has heavy thoughts, and he's ready to write them all down. He probably does slam poetry on the weekends. His girlfriend's parents hate him because he is broadening her mind in ways they find uncomfortable.
This guy reminds me of the framed poster in my bedroom that I bought on eBay for $10 when I was like 15.
LOL. This has been my avatar in several games/forums for years now. I went and found the image when this was reposted to reddit a few years back. The monkey just looks cool!
Who needs an infinite number of monkeys to write Shakespeare when this dude's spittin Bukowski all on his own.
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That chimp looks like he belongs in The Godfather.
Mario Puzo says that chimp is The Don.
This is the closest I've ever come to smoking.
When I was young and feeling invulnerable, the heavyweight wrestler for our university (who i worked with) told me I looked tough and cool with a cig hanging from my mouth.
He didn't really have the capacity for dry sarcasm. I remember thinking that was not a good thing to tell me. Especially bc I knew that I wasn't "cool". I was a dork.
Probably the coolest looking group of non ninja/mutant/teenage animals I've ever seen.
Hopefully they are at least teenagers. Childhood is too early for cigarettes these days
On the ape it looks cool, though.
But that goose just looks silly.
Geese will fuck you up like Joe Pesci in Goodfellas, though.
"[Silly], how?"