Femcowboy

I found oatmeal from 2001 in the pantry a few months ago and it was still good so I ate it.

The "ADHD way" is literally what they are teaching in school.

That's only a danger if they take too much insulin. Insulin is used by the body to make the cells absorb sugar.

The joke

Your head

Nah. I make my own preworkout protein bar and each has a tablespoon of honey. Hit that and some caffeine, (banned in the Olympics) and you'll have a ton of energy while lifting.

Couldn't get a girlfriend so I became the girlfriend

I changed my gender.

Have you used a Henson razor? Is it worth it over other safety razors?

I like gamersupps but I'm not a vegan, and don't use it for the health benefits. It's just a cheaper option than a traditional energy drink and there are several good flavors. I think it's a decent product if you're in that market, but I've only had to reach out to customer support to get an item swapped on an order. They can also take a while to ship depending on their stock.

Was Steve Erwin really kind to animals? Didn't he wrestle them son's of bitches?

I workout every weekend already so probably that.

I wouldn't. Really all post industrial countries need to do is stop trying to directly insentivize having kids and maybe provide access to free/low cost contraceptives. I think that's a lot easier than having socialism implemented in enough countries for it to matter.