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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

The actual number is 0.000021, or 0.0021%. If you make $50,000 a year, 0.000021 is just $1.05. Bezos spending $5 million on a ring has the same effect on his net wealth as our 50k per year guy spending $1.05 on a wedding ring.

Cheap fucker didn't even come close to spending two months salary on his big love.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Quickest, simplest fix would be to treat borrowing against unrealized capital gains as income for tax purposes.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (3 children)

The system as it is cannot continue this way. Something must break.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Hoping it will be the necks of the wealthy, confident it will be sonething bigger and more precious.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

It will. But it will disproportionately affect the poor.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Can I suggest the necks of all billionaires?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Fingers crossed, but im not optimistic that will be the first thing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Nothing will change until the rich and rightwingers are all killed

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Hey. They dont all need to be killed.

Lots of them are old as fuck or prone to doing stupid shit. They could just die passively. Heart attacks from too much old. Contaminated blood boy. Unforseeable accident while sunning his balls in the bed of his cybertruck while it's in full self driving. Bad (drunken) load on the gun he has literally never cleaned because cleaning is gay.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago

Net worth is two words.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

What does Bernie mean by real tax rate? How is he calculating that 1.1%

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I don't understand how more people aren't upset by this. I guess that's why they installed Trump, to keep us mad about everything else...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Some people live under the delusion that they'll become billionaires someday. They project themselves that far ahead. Oblivious.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] -3 points 5 days ago

As bad as things are, most Americans are not living paycheck to paycheck. It looks like that 60% figure comes from a single survey from an online banking company in 2023. The Fed reports the majority of US adults have had at least 3 months of emergency savings every year since 2018.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Dam that's an expensive doorbell

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

TCP/IP? IPX? Arcnet? Token ring?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

When I got married I spent like $700

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Wait, you guys are getting married?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

You guys are spending money not to survive?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Dang thanks! Spell correct bitting me hard

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Oh, I get it. Your network is your net worth.

[–] [email protected] 91 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I thought that the rule was supposed to be two months income.

I guess Jeff doesn't really love his new wife.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

jeffery is not capable of human emotions like love and empathy

[–] [email protected] 58 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Jesus Christ. Two months' income is so insane. I'd be pissed if my boyfriend bought me a ring that expensive.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Two months is what DeBeirs, the assholes who hold a monopoly on diamonds, arbitrarily told people to spend on a diamond.

Ultimately it should be what makes both parties happy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

My partner and i bought our own rings. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Originally in the they said it was one months' salary. They then upped it two months. And they then upped it Three months

You can also see in the article that they hoard about 60% of the world's diamonds. De Beers is a corrupt company sitting on top of a corrupt system built on blood and death.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

When I still loved her, I got my ex an engagement that was about two days salary tbh. She had many faults, but that's about the only thing she never gave me shit for.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

you might not mind too much if you lived in a time when women didn't have their own bank accounts or source of income not controlled by their husbands. it was actually a decent rule when it was the only thing of real value you truly owned and could sell if you needed to gtfo of an abusive relationship or give you a bit of breathing room if you were widowed suddenly (and your husband's family decided not to take care of you once he was gone).

but yes, now a days is definitely overkill.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

Like abused wives can easily escape and do their life without repercussions. It isn't a rule to favor abused wives.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My ass was confused there's a different category for wedding rings that has this generally insane pricing. There are a lot of other ways to show a partner they are special. Like a memorable trip for two somewhere nice can go well under that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Like a memorable trip for two somewhere nice

This 1,000,000x time more than some expensive piece of metal and rock

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

Damn, her ring is a hundred times less than their ride?

If I do the math with my five hundred dollar ranger that’s about a ring pop.

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