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The house next door to me is going up for sale soon and I’d like to delay that process as much as possible. What would be the most annoying music I could play when prospective buyers are next door?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Turn on the radio (to a contemporary pop station) and you'll see. Especially with all that christmas music right now.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

You need to look up Komar & Melamid. They did market research art, and they commissioned "The Least Favorite Song" after a survey that showed the least favorite features of songs. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_People%27s_Choice_Music#The_Most_Unwanted_Song

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

German "Schlager"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If it won't get you in trouble, throw some cheap lawn ornaments up as well. Maybe get creative with loose hubcaps.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No HOA thankfully. I’d paint my house with big, veiny, throbbing dicks if I thought it’d do the trick.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

This indeed would probably do the trick

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Anything played with the recorder

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I mean honestly through a wall the only annoying music is thumpy bass with a big subwoofer. Unless you're playing it suuuuuuper loud.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They’ll be looking at the backyard for this property so walls not needed. There’s only about 6 feet that will separate their property from my Bluetooth speakers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Then kids bop.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It's something that I don't know whether it's a dying subgenre ofa subgenre (genre?), but the nightcore music where all they do is speed up the music and shift the pitch. Literally no other edits. I would be running fast if a neighbor of mine started blasting that.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I was thinking this one, thanks!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why annoying?

Based on what kind of people they are, you might be able to get away with something else. Maybe play some Christian music if you think they don't want to live next to a god-botherer. If you're bible-belt, put one of those 24 hour Mecca livestreams on loud, and go do your grocery shopping or something.

If you want just plain annoying, you can't go wrong with Justin Bieber or tween pop.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Christian music would definitely backfire where I’m from

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

I'd break out the heavy metal or anything else that sounds "demonic"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Nyam cat for sure

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Can't go wrong with the Goat Simulator soundtrack. https://youtu.be/DHdpuzqD2wg

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

A novelty Christmas song played six months after it spent six plus weeks at number one in the (TOTP) charts. "Aga do" anyone?

[Not sure that any recent charts in this century are worth a damn.]

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My highschool blasted Christmas in Ignace - Arrogant Worms every single day during fundraising drives, they'd stop when they hit their goals. Was very effective.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

This. Most annoying thing I've ever heard.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Cam here to say this. The beat was catchy the first time I heard it but it is so annoying when they repeat the same thing 200 times in a song. Not creative at all .

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

chicken dance it whatever the hell it's called

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

In high school we called it β€œWorship the Chicken Before It Destroys You”

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