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The house next door to me is going up for sale soon and Iโ€™d like to delay that process as much as possible. What would be the most annoying music I could play when prospective buyers are next door?

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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Reggae can be fun, especially to dance to, but when heard through a wall, you mostly hear the bass and all reggae has the same bass track. It's almost comical, like that beat is a requirement of the genre. After hours of reggae you'll wanna smash that stereo.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Alright. Y'all ever hear about the shaggs?

A dad was told by a fortune teller that his yet-unborn kids were destined for musical stardom. After that, the dad had no choice but to force his eventual kids into a band.

These kids had no musical training. No sense of rhythm, no sense of pitch.

Their released music is the auditory equivalent of a child's crayon drawing hung on the fridge. It's astoundingly disjointed. It's all wrong. Frank Zappa said they're better than the Beatles. SOMEONE out there likes screamo. Some folks out there like bagpipes. Then what happens? Your neighbor loves blasting screamo. You've played yourself. Unless Frank Zappa is moving in, you'd be hard pressed to find a potential buyer that like the shaggs.

Enjoy.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This is not a judgement of the musical genre and I think it's way more profound and expressive than the average commodified pop music we have. However, I remember making a report about the history of music (for an arts appreciation class in college) and I ended the report with some Japanoise (a genre of noise music) like this one:

https://youtu.be/L7p_C9OlN40

The teacher was really delighted, but my classmates were like "WTF?"


EDIT: Reworded some confusing sentence construction

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I have to go with dubstep. Clown Core is interesting, but it still has sections that are clearly music. Dubstep is just noise.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

L opinion. some dubstep is just noise. A lot of it has a lot of beautiful harmony and songwriting. Black midi is a lot more like "just noise"

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

If you really want the sale to not happen, put any brazilian funk on max volume. "Proibidรฃo" for the worst of the worst

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Clown Core is for those with discerning tastes.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Modern pop country

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

That has a little too much rhythm for me. Iโ€™d recommend some Fushitsusha

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Baaabyyyyyy SHARK! Dolodolldoo, Baby shark dolldollodoo, baby shark !

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

What's that dolphin-sounding song someone played during sex in that meme? That.

Alternatively, the brown note (assuming it's real).

Or like hardcore noise stuff. Is "Wall of sound" a type of it?

Edit: How could I forget Ram Ranch?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Play banana phone on repeat 24/7 at max volume

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Why try to delay it? Also trying to buy a house in this economy sheesh

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

There's always the risk that people who visit the house next door are into whatever annoying music you're playing and end up moving there and blasting it for the rest of your life

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Opera singing and high pitched violin

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You will Annoy the shit out of people if you play this, especially '@@@@@' at full volume

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I actually like some of this

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Nightcore and heavy mental.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Regeaton and Trap ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I would feel mostly meh about reggaeton if it wasn't the one and only thing everyone ever hears in a 300km radius of where I live. It's frankly sad that Latin America, having so much creativity and diversity in culture, ended up with such talentless noise as the absolutely dominant genre.

It's literally inescapable and an entire generation already only listens to reggaeton. It's lazy and unpleasant, combined with a completely commercial mindset.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I'm a huge fan of southamerican rock, and sadly is true that it has been drawn by that misogynistic shit.

But bands like Los 3 are still live and so many people still hear them, there is hope.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Apparently you never listened to Young Dolph

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

It is, and always will be, children's music, like Baby Shark.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

It's not necessarily the most annoying- but to give an impression that you are people you do not want to live next to, just crank some psytrance. I love me a good doof party, but holy shit I would not want to live next to one.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

The Cattle Callin album buy Hank III. Every song is "music" played along with cattle auctioneers doing their thing

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago
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