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But, is her pussy green?
Reminds me of the blue people who have too much silver in their bloodstream, like this guy: https://cdn.thecollector.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/blue-man-paul-karason.jpg?width=1400&quality=55
Also, I call bullshit on this. No way a commercially available skin dye would do something like this and it also wouldn't dye more than the uppermost layer of the epidermis, which should renew itself fairly quickly. A few peelings should take care of it. Humans shed a lot of skin cells. That's basically what dust is (and what dust mites eat) and why even the cleanest bed has tens of thousands of dust mites on it.
"We love unregulated markets" - we say in unison
do they sell skin dye that does that intentionally? cause i know people who'd kill to have their skin permanently be a wacky color or art piece without actually having to tattoo it
Well there’s spray on self tanners, but yeah there’s lots of body paint options because of arts and kink
And because of people who want to cosplay as Homestuck trolls. Don't forget them.
Why not just…IDK…watch the damn movie?
Because then it wouldn't be about meeeeeeeee
Seven years and it will be as good as new.
If I were going to use a dye on my skin for something like this, I would first test it out on a small patch of skin some place where nobody's ever going to see it, like on my penis.
I too would want to test patch it. But I would put it off too long and end up skipping the test patch.
I'd worry about making a mess. What's the smallest eyedropper they sell?
I think you'll need a bigger patch of skin to actually see the results.
Do the whole unit and if something goes wrong tell the doc you fucked Shrek.
Dying yourself for the premiere of a movie you're not even in is wild to me.
You must hate cosplays
For a movie you haven't seen yet, it's still kinda weird.
Nah, not at all. I love cosplay and the media that comes with it. I'm sure she dressed up, but I just think dying your self green for a movie seen in the dark is crazy. Not that she deserves to be the green giant for it.
But I also don't leave the house 😅
First time I used stage makeup, I didn't know about cold cream, and dyed my face yellow, because I was big bird for Halloween.
I've walked around with blue hands for awhile for similar reasons 😂
Sometimes people wear things for themselves.
That's very true! That's why people are still out there having fun while I'm bitching on the internet 😂
And I thought I got a lot of stares in public.
Buy more of the perma-dye to get the spots you didn't dye because they were under your clothes. If you're going to be permanently green, go full body.
Hulk smash!
Hit the gym. Awaken the she hulk.
Then hit the law school!
Don't forget the twerking
Watch out for the notorious Gobbo lovers
A wild Pirate Software appears!