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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

On the one hand, at least it happened in LA. On the other hand, too bad you're in LA

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 weeks ago

But, is her pussy green?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Reminds me of the blue people who have too much silver in their bloodstream, like this guy: https://cdn.thecollector.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/blue-man-paul-karason.jpg?width=1400&quality=55

Also, I call bullshit on this. No way a commercially available skin dye would do something like this and it also wouldn't dye more than the uppermost layer of the epidermis, which should renew itself fairly quickly. A few peelings should take care of it. Humans shed a lot of skin cells. That's basically what dust is (and what dust mites eat) and why even the cleanest bed has tens of thousands of dust mites on it.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

"We love unregulated markets" - we say in unison

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

do they sell skin dye that does that intentionally? cause i know people who'd kill to have their skin permanently be a wacky color or art piece without actually having to tattoo it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well there’s spray on self tanners, but yeah there’s lots of body paint options because of arts and kink

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

And because of people who want to cosplay as Homestuck trolls. Don't forget them.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why not just…IDK…watch the damn movie?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Because then it wouldn't be about meeeeeeeee

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Seven years and it will be as good as new.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

If I were going to use a dye on my skin for something like this, I would first test it out on a small patch of skin some place where nobody's ever going to see it, like on my penis.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I too would want to test patch it. But I would put it off too long and end up skipping the test patch.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

I'd worry about making a mess. What's the smallest eyedropper they sell?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think you'll need a bigger patch of skin to actually see the results.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Do the whole unit and if something goes wrong tell the doc you fucked Shrek.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dying yourself for the premiere of a movie you're not even in is wild to me.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

For a movie you haven't seen yet, it's still kinda weird.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Nah, not at all. I love cosplay and the media that comes with it. I'm sure she dressed up, but I just think dying your self green for a movie seen in the dark is crazy. Not that she deserves to be the green giant for it.

But I also don't leave the house 😅

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

First time I used stage makeup, I didn't know about cold cream, and dyed my face yellow, because I was big bird for Halloween.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I've walked around with blue hands for awhile for similar reasons 😂

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sometimes people wear things for themselves.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

That's very true! That's why people are still out there having fun while I'm bitching on the internet 😂

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

And I thought I got a lot of stares in public.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Buy more of the perma-dye to get the spots you didn't dye because they were under your clothes. If you're going to be permanently green, go full body.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

Hulk smash!

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Hit the gym. Awaken the she hulk.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Then hit the law school!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Don't forget the twerking

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Watch out for the notorious Gobbo lovers

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

A wild Pirate Software appears!

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