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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Now I want to make a tri wing toasting device. It would probably be vertical, like a Forman grill

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

The TIE Defender of the lunch box.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Are we all just a hive mind? I have done the triforce sandwich on my own accord too lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Come and talk to me when you've made a Möbius sandwich with a single piece of bread.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's Möbin time!!!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There is a science or food YouTuber out there who'd be really excited to try this, if only they read your idea.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

To do it right you really need a piece of ham cut in a Möbius strip too. I think that might be the hard part.

EDIT: wait, no. Putting the ham in the sandwich. That's the hard part.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, you need a Möbius ham slice and a non-moebius bread loop (albeit with a full twist)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Hmm. I think it wouldn't work because the ham would need to be twisted around the bread beforehand. At least that's what my initial experiments with toilet paper indicate.

EDIT: OK, best I can come up with, you'll need a custom made bread oven in modular sections forming a twisted torus, like a fusion reactor only it's a bread oven. Now get a really big ham. Make a hole in it and assemble the bread oven passing through the hole. If you can't put the ham in the sandwich you need to put the sandwich in the ham. Fill up with dough and start baking. While it's cooking, carve your ham into a Möbius strip twisted around the oven. Disassemble the oven, cut any excess crust off the bread, give it a twist, a flick of the wrist, and voilà! Möbius ham sandwich!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Soon we will harness the power of hoagie nantubes and the universe will open up to us like a sophmore on prom night.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

next step, the Hexaflexagon burrito

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

what about the decagonical donut??

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

they are great if you're making lots of donuts and want them to render faster

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is there a way to rewatch the channel? Its gone now :(

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wikipedia says they're still on vimeo.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I would always listen to The Gauss Christmath Special. Thank god its still on vimeo

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

it's it!!!

I'm sad now :(

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I can see past, present and future as one.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

So, goal is just beef Wellington or a corndog?

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