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Short skirt / Long jacket?
I always changed the lyrics in my mind to "I want a girl with a short skirt and a long penis" because the mental image of a knob dangling below the hem of the skirt tickled me.
Why do I want to get a skirt now and try that out? Just to see what it would look like...
Pics or it didn't happen
I want a girl who gets up early GETS UP EARLY I want a girl who stays up late STAYS UP LATE
Trust me, no you don't. They're the I need my coffee before functioning people who refuse to get help for their ADHD, depression, and anxiety who think it's okay to be vile just because it's morning because that's how they had it as a kid.
Also, more than five hours of sleep helps. No, the three hour nap in the afternoon isn't the same as getting 6-8 hours of good sleep. 9-10 for some. Pretty sure it was genetics related last science knew.
Bruh it's a Cake song.
Yeah, I get that lol.
But like, a loooooooooong jacket.
LONG JAKT