a baseball bat to the date that one dumbass fish crawled out of the ocean
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The demo tape that made some music company to publish "Last Christmas".
I'd bring a crate of textbooks as far back as they could be understood to the people who could do the understanding. Mostly engineering textbooks but also philosophy, law, political science, math, economics, accounting, etc.
What's been the most stable written language over time?
What's been the most stable written language over time?
The best possible combo of far back and wide reach is probably Akkadian cuneiform. Maybe you could get further back with Sumerian cuneiform and trust that it'll get translated once Akkadian becomes the lingua franca.
Oracle bone script which becomes Chinese characters probably doesn't get you as far back and maybe not as wide an area, but definitely much longer in time since it's basically still in use.
The only problem is those are both languages of imperial systems and giving them greater power is probably a net loss for humanity.
probably either Latin, Arabic, or whatever form of mandarin Chinese governments use(d)
My mom.
I also choose this guys mom
Crazy answer: The moon to 1969. Imagine, Apollo 11 launches to land on the moon then suddenly a second one appears in space orbiting opposite the original.
Less crazy but still far reaching: a tazer to the theater the night of the Lincoln assassination. I wonder how different the U.S. would be if Lincoln had survived and the resonstruction period gone differently.
Somewhat more plasuable: enough documentation and evidence to convince someone high up in U.S. intelligence in 2000 that I am a time traveler then everything we have on the world trade center attack. I'm curious how different things would be if that had failed. Maybe bush only gets one term and the whole U.S. political situation shifts for the better. Maybe a less destabilized middle east avoids the worst of ISIS and with fewer syrian refugees, right wingers in Europe are less successful, Brexit fails, and Russia declines to invade Ukraine.
I'd go to 2000 with a full report on how Bush stole the election so that the Gore campaign would be prepared to stop it.
If the 9/11 blank check had gone to Gore, then we might've jumped years ahead on the fight against climate change.
A good, well researched history textbook the night BEFORE the assassination. Just show Lincoln what would happen.
One day is not enough time to reach Lincoln and convince him you're not delusional.
I probably go to the late 1400s American east coast, wherever it was that Columbus landed and bring a couple of machine guns and a few grenades and claymores alongside an electric ATV and tow cart filled with a solar power recharging station, a shit ton of medical equipment, food, and hardy seeds.
That bastard Columbus would not survive setting foot on this soil, and his failure to return from his world-changing exploration mission would delay European expansion at least for the remainder of my life likely.
I would then make the mid country journey to my home tribe and use the information and technology that I brought with me to accelerate their advancement and development so that whenever the Europeans finally made landfall, assuming I didn't break down or get killed in the process they would encounter a developed society fully prepared to fight a home team advantage war against them.
You'd end up causing even more death than the Europeans because the viruses you carry are 500 years more advanced than the ones the Europeans brought, and evolved in a much more connected world.
Might be better to go back 10k years and leave stone tablets on either side of the ocean, informing anyone who sees it about the existence of the other world and how to navigate there so they can evolve their immune systems in parallel in a time when force projection capabilities likely won't mean an ocean-spanning Empire will arise.
One vaccinated and well nourished 21stC individual won't bring back the level of disease of boatloads of sick, unhealthy, unwashed 15thC european sailors.
If I could transport my mind into my childhood body with a fedora, I would go back to about three when I could say weird shit without drawing too much attention.
Then it's just a matter of time to build my brand on the internet. I'll start in yahoo chat rooms, responding to anyone who types 16/F/Cali, I will call them females and tell them about my sword collection. I will claim to be a ninja.
As I grow older, my methods will become more sophisticated, cell phones will open up dating apps to my awkward and slightly offensive communication. I'll be the first to post unironic pictures of myself with a trenchcoat and swords to MySpace, thereby preventing columbine through the power of cringe.
I'll start the incel movement a decade ahead, only to be revealed as a ten year old kid, shaming everyone involved. Then I'll get a youtube channel and be the first gamer, playing and reviewing games while alluding to controversial opinions on immigrants and the gays, growing so big in an empty market and crashing so hard it'll never start again, when it comes out that I roleplay as a gay femboy on tumblr.
I will take the cringe upon myself to save the world from its sins. I will be the Edgelord and savior.
I wanna go try some silphium. Idk how far back but def before humans ate it to extinction.
*Edited - I totally misread the question last night. I'd bring a pot, potting soil, and my gardening kit so I could bring that plant home!
Sylphium has been rediscovered. They are currently cultivating it and examining it for it's various properties.
It never went extinct, the issue was identifying it with the shoddy record-keeping of the past.
No way!! That's awesome! Do you have any sources? I would love to read up on this more ☺️☺️
Why is it all about money?
I'd take everything I need to teach modern technology, sustainable practices, and cyberpunk aesthetics to the peak of the Mesopotamian society. I want the city of Ur bathed in neon!
I bet you would get the time wrong and end up in Sodom.
Just learn from the past loops mistake and don't make it okay to rape visitors and you might not get turned into salt.
They said time travel, not traveling inside religious fiction.
Myself and tell Scott Norwood to aim a tad left.
*Scott is jump-scared by the arrival of the time traveler, and ends up barely missing.
It was your fault ALL ALONG
Lottery numbers for the Mega Millions drawing that happened most recently. Leave them with a note that past me would realize was the real deal to go buy the ticket.
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