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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago

A trend every Destiny player understands and agrees with.

[–] JoeyJoeJoeJr@lemmy.ml 16 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Under water, with no hands, how are they getting the fish in place? And perhaps more difficult, how do they keep it there? Anyone aware of a video?

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[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 26 points 4 months ago

Only 80s orcas will understand it.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 4 points 4 months ago

It'll be the latest trend at the Orca's this year.

[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

So it's not just humans who are into the 80s…

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 50 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 18 points 4 months ago

"oh, so we stopped being weird and y'all still made anti planet governments in charge? okay. then we're going back to being weird and violent. fuck you"

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 86 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Makes sense. Fashion is cyclical.

[–] bulwark@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

Yeah, these young orcas today think they know it all. Always vandalizing yachts, and harassing the poor seals. I'm like just eat your food. Stop flinging it around.

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's a sign. People are going to start planking again.

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