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Orcas start wearing dead salmon hats again after ditching the trend for 37 years (www.livescience.com)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

A trend every Destiny player understands and agrees with.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Under water, with no hands, how are they getting the fish in place? And perhaps more difficult, how do they keep it there? Anyone aware of a video?

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago

Only 80s orcas will understand it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

It'll be the latest trend at the Orca's this year.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

So it's not just humans who are into the 80s…

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Whale skibidi

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's not too late!

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

"oh, so we stopped being weird and y'all still made anti planet governments in charge? okay. then we're going back to being weird and violent. fuck you"

[–] [email protected] 86 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Makes sense. Fashion is cyclical.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago

Yeah, these young orcas today think they know it all. Always vandalizing yachts, and harassing the poor seals. I'm like just eat your food. Stop flinging it around.