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I'm imagining it delivering nuggets to guys in the trenches over barbed wire and mustard gas.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I was literally about to mention Gruber, and when the post finished loading there he was looking surprised xD

My little tank!~

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

Aww, I'm glad people remember.

Perhaps in 50 years there will be a show with some "my little drone" wartime character.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

TONK will fire food at point-blank distance, ask for tip.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Thanks to science it is now possible for a robot to "disagree with the gay lifestyle".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

Oh it really is a shitty company, huh?

Well, in that case I'm happy I posted a gay nazi that very much enjoyed his little tank.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

When the robot drops the food at the wrong trench

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

Pretty sure that's designed to harass queer people.

On the plus side - spoked wheels - it's clearly easily defeated with a stick.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Filling As of chicks would harass queer people?

Megacorps are meat grinders, and they prefer human meat.
I wander what flavour soylent green they offer ...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Is it really news to you that Chick Fil-A is as rabidly anti-LGBTQ as Hobby Lobby?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

I don't know any of those things, we pay humans to deliver our food here.
(But I also never eat at chain restaurants that are here)

And no, I'm not surprised, I just don't recall any specifics.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Slap a flamethrower on that bad motherhubberd And we got are self a Chick flambé

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS CHICKEN??

WANTED BY INTERPOL AND UNSC

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It should be chicken shaped

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That's the AT-ST

... Or was that the other imperials?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago

It is.
Always has been.

The big red borb planet.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Delivery drones in trench warfare is already a thing.

It turns out it's better to fly than to have flimsy wheels.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

World War 3 is gonna be fuckin wild. Pinned in trenches, the enemy tryna intercept tendie deliveries in order to break morale.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

hate chicken, checks out