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Need to find a way to become a lovecraftian horror stat

I can handle it..

things just work out, it seems

Bizzle is my legal name so I guess I'm chillin

The best I can make sense of it is that I make my money as some sort of emo catboy vtuber. Assuming I'm not already reasonably popular, that boils down to how good a streamer I can be and the economic factors of going into the EN vtubing industry after the initial boom. And I'm already at a disadvantage because "emo catboy" is a weak concept that lacks originality.

I stare at the wall reciting pi over and over, while my body withers, mind untethered, consumed by a mathematical void.

I mean, you tell me.

Oh I'll be "Stayin' alive," alright.

If everyone dressed like me the world would be a much less violent place

Being a 'jockbox genius' means I'd be living on 'spam street', good buddy!

I'm a fake Belgian/Dutchie.

I dont like this game

Not too bad,

I didn't choose the chug life, the chug life choo-choo chose me!

(And it's got a picture of a train!)

I guess I need to find a Gleemonex dealer.

I can live off soiled bread I suppose

Most of them are dead, but Mr Burns has enough money to keep me going a while.

I think I'd be alright.

McDonald's stocks go up 200%

I need to work on my temper

I came up with the spelling based on the word "pattern", and this was just a screwy way of spelling it ~30 some years ago and it's just what I've always used. I'd probably be screwed if I had to rely on it, other than finding patterns in nature can help animals stay alive, I guess? That's all I got.

I think my username says it all. I'm kind of aloof and independent anyway so, being on my own is how I survive best. And nothing really gets me down, I don't own anyone else's sh#t and I just do my own thing and then I'm off on some other pursuit. I think it's sort of an ADHD but I love it kind of thing.

Bout the same, but my life expectancy just got extended by around a factor of 2

I am the person who should have died at every turn, but somehow being the only one that lives to the end, I imagine.

or I die by licking a diseased corpse.

So, hard to tell if its good or bad.

Well, fuck

Well, coffee is essential. It's just more on the nose now.

Brb, loading up on carbs.

It's me or the other guy

Sounds like I'll be doing psychedelics or phenethylamines possibly. Not a bad way to live.

Everyone will let the Wookie win?

Maybe I can try to convince people to put me in charge

It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It's about all of us. I don't know what happened to me at that hypnotherapist and, I don't know, maybe it was just shock and it's wearing off now, but when I saw that fat man keel over and die - Michael, we don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.

Guess Im poopin.

At least I’ll be fed

Staying "alive" shouldn't be a problem.

The cure is worse than the disease.

I planned for this exact scenario

Mecha + Magic = Mechagic Im in a magic mecha, i think im doing well

I'll be OK.

I will foolishly ride my dolly to safety like a wobbly skateboard. See you later losers!

People think I'm bullshitting all the time.

May very well go up in flames, is how bad.