Wait, you're telling me they aren't?!
My whole life has been a lie...
this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2024
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I'm 53 and never considered it to be different from that. Damn you OP. I have shit to do today and I'm gonna be running this shit on a loop instead.
Never have I ever thought otherwise until seeing this post...
Isn't that how the real blood sucking species do it?
(Bonus: lookup how cats of all sizes drink water)
I used to think this was silly but now pretty sure thats how it works now. Also vampire bat teeth look like metroid teeth
This brings me back! Jhonen is quite the artist
Vampire anatomy expert here.
They are totally like straws. You were dead on.
Dead on: apply directly to the foredead.
Typically the neck or inner thigh are better bite spots but if you can get a good grip on the head it will bleeeeeed
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Oh right.
Ex Vampire here: That's what I woulda did.
I thought the same thing. Glad I was right all along
I am here for you. You can know that you're right by me telling you so.
That is how they worked on the HBO show True Blood.
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