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[–] [email protected] 3 points 27 minutes ago

What made them change their mind? Pretty sure that’s always been part of the implication lol.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 35 minutes ago

I thought that exact same thing about snakes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

And here I thought "Dracula - dead and loving it" cleared up that topic. Of course they're hollow.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

When I was in middle school and first learned about gay men I thought one penis would have to open up somehow to accept the other penis as what I now know would be called sounding. Also knowing what I know now that would be pretty extreme even for sounding but I was a preteen fundie and had gotten all my sex ed from an anatomy and physiology book in the family library with 0 direction from any adult so in the absence of any better ideas that seemed like the most likely way that would work out. Anyway this is a great example of why puritans wind up so kinky; you have no idea what normal sex looks like so you just have to imagine it and sometimes the imagination comes up with some really weird shit and before you know it you're having preteen wet dreams about stuff the human body doesn't even do.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I think you might be confusing docking with sounding

[–] [email protected] 2 points 39 minutes ago

Docking is foreskin play, inserting something into the urethra would be a type of sounding.

But if you can sound with an entire human cock, you're doing something pretty extreme shit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

Mosquito straw > Scrape and Lick

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

That's why they make that empty hollow carton sound when they finish sucking all the blood out.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Everybody knows vampires don’t suck, they scrape and lick!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 53 minutes ago

The three-shell method

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

That seems inefficient

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

They're fictional, so I guess they work however the writer wants them to.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

I want them to work in a warehouse. I smell A sitcom!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 41 minutes ago

Once wrote a series of short stories about fantasy creatures living and working in a warehouse. My favorite were the weekending ghosts, who haunted a manor through the week, but took weekend trips to haunt the warehouse on Saturdays and Sundays to get a break from it all.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago

I was hoping for this and was not disappointed

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 hours ago

Unless they’re referring to the bat, who’s to say otherwise? The lore police?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 hours ago

I also thought this.

[–] [email protected] 92 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Never questioned this until about 15 seconds ago…

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 hours ago

They definitely do, as that was my thought too

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago