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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 minutes ago

They evolved. Just like they would inside your body.

...in Brazil those are sold in skewers, people call them kafta. And yes, if you don't take care while shaping them, they'll look, well... not really appetising.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 50 minutes ago* (last edited 50 minutes ago)

They look/are horrible.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

I see nothing wrong here. We have had these alternatives to hot dogs called beef dogs. They are great!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

In Norway they are sold as fast food and are called rollerburger

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Brother, we sell them in every 7/11 in the US and we pack them with cheese. They are mass produced turds.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 minutes ago

they look like the one that clogged my toilet a couple of days ago.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Those are just čevapi.

Arise balkan gang!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Arise balkan gang!

Czechs and Slovaks too. Or at least the meat is the same shape. Usually served with potatoes, raw onion and mustard.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Raw onions are criminally underrated

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

I don't think I've ever tried proper pickled onions. Do you have a favorite recipe? Would love to try them!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

Should add some corn to the burger mix.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Those are commonly referred to as "grilldos", or singularly, a "grilldo".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

I thought a grilldo was getting pegged at the barbecue?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 hours ago (5 children)

Now do hotdogs in the shape of hamburgers. Just a weird, smooth, round-edged red disc of meat

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Does not work as the Fallingbostel mechanism needs the Sausage to be about as long as it is wide.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Actually it's pronounced Bologna I believe

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

But only if it's from Bologna?

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 hours ago

Wanted to say this, up the Balkan gang

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Blatant rip-off of the Norwegian invention "roller burger", which was a turd shaped hamburger intended to be served at gas stations using their hot dog rollers and a hot dog bun.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Used to live across from a 711 that had hotdog shaped burger... Tubes or whatever you wanna call it. Basically this, except super uniform. Pretty sure it was extruded instead of formed or rolled or something.

They were not good lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

They are called a cheeseburger bite and they are aight fresh but in general you are shaving years off your life eating one

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago

Obligatory Soylent Green reference

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

Gotta trust the experts on something like this.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 8 hours ago