Welp, that settles it, I'm making croissants this week
this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2024
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motherfucker just ruined my favorite pastry
Fuck, he just ruined my favorite bug!
I wish.... at least something good would have come out of that beast.....
Is this… a bug report?
I hate you
I did not need to see this!
they call it land shrimp
Bullshit. The croissants are not fried, but baked in the oven.
American here who hadn’t realized just how much I could rhetorically love having a honey-glazed deep-fried croissant bucket in my life
Americans would cram pulled pork into that thing and wonder why they are having a heart attack.
To believe that a snack as low cholestorol as that would give us a heart attack. Such a sweetly intoxicating innocent.
It has coleslaw so it's healthy! Full disclosure, I really, really want to eat one of these rn, hold the bug though
What do you do with all the time you save writing 'rn' instead of 'right now'?
It has to add up to minutes a year!
Take the time to reply to you, I guess
Ouch and there's definitely better things you can do with your time savings!
*there is
Edit: or is it there are? I do not even knoweth
We can say there's instead of there is.
I don't think a lemmy comment would be considered formal writing so frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
fr
It's interesting because chortle my balls is basically nonsensical but if I told you to perform that act it still makes more sense then trying to figure out with fr or rn means.
EPIC BURN lol
And when you cut it, you find out it was cake all along.
This is a bug planet.
I wonder if you can substitute the milk/cream for this instincts. I heard they are suppose to be creamy.
Knowing what else the French like to eat, this could in fact be real
Hey, a few snails are nothing compared to the disgusting shit the Chinese eat. And I’m not saying that to be racist. It’s purely a dietary horror I have for their revolting and cruel habits.
Mind elaborating?
Chickens feet?
Priapulida?
The random animals they either catch from wild or raise in horrific conditions to sell to eat because ‘some bogus reason to do with ‘traditional Chinese medicine’ or male erection insecurity’.
I mean how about the ‘wet market’ where C19 apparently sprung from; bats, pangolins, god only knows what else.
As I said, I am not racist in the least, but I will admit to being somewhat disgusted by many aspects of their culture. As others have discussed elsewhere, the Cultural Revolution destroyed the previous Chinese cultural norms and created a somewhat blank slate that did not include politeness etc. This seems to be by design.
To be fair, I’m also disgusted by many aspects of ‘Western’ culture, including regional variations and various hypocrisies. Again, nothing to do with race.
In fact, lots of human behaviour disgusts me. Hey, when was that asteroid due again?!?
The century egg comes to mind
Croissants are that good I dont think Id care.
Someone please tell me that maggot doesn't really exist.
its real, that pic is from https://youtu.be/AFbu21AGSho?si=rGqV2XKj_1Gt2Ath its a hercules beetle
i hate this planet
"The beetle builds a pupal chamber out of its own feces."
Well at least we have that in common.
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Pretty sure that's a witchetty grub? I'm not Aussie so I can't say for sure.
Yeah does look like it also not Aussie
That maggot doesn't really exist....any more
ಠ_ಠ
Well think of it this way, do you live in or near Australia?
Close; Austria.
On a fait des croisades pour moins que ça
Little help, please?
C’est probablement de là qu’il tire son nom
Aha, I'm not the only one who thought they look like bugs.
Still good eating.
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