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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Be funny as fuck if Canada started extradition procedures when he landed

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (13 children)

Na, names are about pronunciation (how you call someone). Written letters are an approximation of that. You can't pronounce a newline, so there's that.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Can I kill someone who wants to do this? How do I legally get away with it?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Good luck with that.

Most computer nayetems will trim the crap out of that name, the white spaces like space, tab, \r and \n will be gone by the time it's in the database

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (9 children)

A line break is a non-printable character. So it would only work in the scope of electronic storage. The minute it hits other media, the line break character is subject to how that media handles it’s presence, and then it is lost permanently from that step forward.

Plus, many input forms make use of validation that will just trim anything that isn’t a character or number, removing the line break character.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sibling of Bobby Drop Tables

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Y'all need to learn how to sanitize your inputs!

[–] [email protected] 52 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Not legal in Sweden. Our "IRS" must also accept the name and deem it legal.

I for one like this. As it stops some very stupid people to name their children some very stupid names. Such as "Adolf Hitler".

And yes. Someone did try to name their child this and they were appropriately stoped from doing it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Should have went with Adolf Olivernipples

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (4 children)

If only Sweden invaded the rest of the world instead of Russia... *le sigh*

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Eh, if they went imperial they would be subject to imperial needs leading to all the usual imperial problems.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

What, inconsistent units? /s

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

John doe is invaild syntax.

It just be

(John \doe);

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