Son, never date a horse girl.
You’ll always come third after the horse and her parents money.
this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2024
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Let me guess: AI
No one is that stupid, right? RIGHT?!?
Well, anyway... *slaps ass - no, not the one of the woman. I am not that kind of a piece of shit*
loud noise
giddyup
HIDE THIS FROM TINA!!!!
Uhhhhhhhhh
It's a such a shame that horses don't have hair, like, near their head so you could braid both your heads together instead of having to use their tail :(
/s just in case
Look at that, Abu! It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends!
Man, she's really dating a horse's ass!
I'm no horse person but this doesn't seem like the best idea
Your instincts are entirely correct. All it takes is for someone to drop a board and she's looking at a broken neck.
I don't care if someone is holding the head, or if it's hitched to a post; horses' butts are capable of an astonishing amount of movement even if their heads are immobilized.
Not to mention the fact that horses shit constantly
The farts are even more frequent. 100% chance she ground zero for multiple horse farts during this shooting.
That horse decides to move suddenly and you're coming with.
And if it's fast enough, it may be only your scalp.
I was guessing the woman's wearing a clip-on? But apparently this is from TikTok so you never know.
That would be the sane option. Maybe extensions would pull out, too.
And it'd go from TikTok to LiveLeak with one loud noise.
It would go to live leak with one crunch from a freaking leave, because horses are couches with an insatiable death wish. They'll use every opportunity to gallop towards the void, and they'll take as many of you with them as they can.
Looks like a really good way the get kicked to death.
Totally normal horse girl things
And just out of the frame of the photo is her vast collection of horse dildos and my little pony plushies.
Nothing bad about that.
Bingo.
Country girls make doo
She'll regret this when the horse makes doo
She’ll fucking love it
Oh, no.
Well there's horse girls and there's this.
So. Much. Poop.
Hey that's my bands name
I saw Avatar. I know what's going on here. This is illegal in every state except Mississippi, and only legal there if you marry the horse.
Bro you just fucking slayed me. 🤣
It seems I don't know enough about those kind of things, but thinking about it I guess that's still too much.
How to get your hair ripped out and receive a collapsed lung in one easy step!
IKR? This is the dumbest thing I've seen on the internet for a long time.
If that horse bolts, she's not going to have a fun time at all.
One of those times you hope it's AI slop, but I don't notice anything obvious.
I WAS ONE MINUTE LATE! NOOOOO!