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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's why the US is so obese. I don't eat junk food. I liked the nuggets when I still ate meat and smoked weed in high school. Even with the munchies I couldn't even eat 10. And I live in The Netherlands so they are much less unhealthy (less fat, less sugar, better quality meat) then in the US.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I can finish 10 nugs from anywhere but McDonald's. Something about McDonald's food makes me feel so much more full on so much less food, and not in a good way.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I liked Chicken McNuggets when I ate meat, and then one day I learned that they have four pre-stamped shapes and something about that grossed me out so I never ordered them again.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Can I order a bone with two balls?

...

They gave me the boot =/

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

The boot is the best one, that bitch is so dippable.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Speak for yourself, I always enjoyed eating chicken nuggets even knowing that they are made from pink goop or whatever

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

You do you, friend. It grossed me out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

By the people 4 the people

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Hilarious, but if they actually assumed that then they would allow you to put different toppings on each half of the sub.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Meanwhile I've always been the one that takes the smallest possible meal at McDonald's, and would think that 5 nuggets with fries and drinks is just enough. In fact I hate going to restaurants in general because portions are always much too big for me. I can't usually take doggy bags, and I feel like I'm wasting most of what I'm served. I can't recall even finishing a plate in a (real) restaurant; there's always too much. I'm always like "oh it was really tasty but I can't eat much more!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

I'm a small person, but I'm definitely still hungry after 5 nuggets and some fries at McDonald's. The food isn't particularly filling like at all. Don't get me wrong, I still get a single meal instead of multiple, but that doesn't mean I'm not still hungry.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Me too! I so so so wish more places offered half portions. There are maybe two restaurants near me that offer half portions on every menu item and it's amazing. It is just the right amount and I really don't mind paying the 50%+$1 price or whatever.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Lol when the 50 piece first came out. I was just eating those on my own and the boys would buy their own 50 piece. Worked great for the munchies and being buzzed.

Now I can't even do 10 nuggies. Age, man..

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

They don't call them "Serving Suggestions" because they're mandatory, they call them that because they're a challenge.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

It's probably assuming that you're also getting fries, a drink and an ice cream cone each or something. That simply cannot be enough.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 days ago (4 children)

‘Serving sizes’ are absolute nonsense. They are always wildly out of step with reality. Only reason they put it on there is so manufacturers can claim “our product isn’t bad, it only contains X calories per serving”.

Meanwhile, they put serving sizes fit for ants on packages that clearly aren’t meant to be shared and don’t reflect reasonable consumption. For example, a serving size of three jelly beans is silly by any stretch of the imagination. So is putting ‘serving sizes’ on a soda can. And a sleeve of Oreos? One cookie is a serving. Yeah, we all know that’s not how you eat Oreos…

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A can of soup is often divided into two serving sizes.

Who eats half a can of soup?

[–] [email protected] -5 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Who eats canned soup in the first place. Fresh ingredients is cheaper, healthier and tastier.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just depends, I never crave canned soup, but if I'm at the grocery store and realize I didn't plan anything for lunch at work, I'll grab a some. Easy & incredibly cheap.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Here in The Netherlands the pre-made meals are getting worse and worse. Due to the price wars by the grocery stores (maaaaany stores per capita) the producers won't get much money for their product, so they are cutting corners. It's an inflation thing. Either things get more expensive, packaging gets smaller for the same price or they take out pricy ingredients. Over here canned soup isn't cheap, it lacks nutrition and a 2 portion can isn't enough to fill 1 person's stomach.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd say cheap is the only thing going for it over here, nutrition is questionable, so much sodium. Portion, well I'm not a small person, but the Campbell's soup cans will fill me up if I'm not starving. But that's a big can.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Often they add sugar too, as a preservative. Sugar in your soup. Noo thank youuu

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

A good broth can take a long time to develop if you're trying to do it well. And sometimes I'm sick and it's all I can keep down.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have no idea how to make clam chowder for cheaper than a can of clam chowder.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ah. I don't eat meat. I think that's why my soups are so cheap to make. I mostly use beans to replace meat and beans are really cheap.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Makes sense. I also almost never want to waste time cutting veggies and stirring in pasta and whatnot when I want soup. Personally I almost exclusively eat soup when I’m not feeling well. 😅

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A bag of pre-cut veggies, pre-peeled potatoes, add some beans, bake 5min with some herbs and throw in a blender with some water. Throw the blended stuff in a pan, boil with some cream and add some pasta. Super tasty soup is ready in 10 to 12 min. Enough soup for 4 days. But I don't mind cutting some veggies, they only need some rough cutting as they go into the blender anyway. Just use easy to cut veggies. Broccoli or cauliflower for example, or courgettes like I used yesterday. Soup for 4 to 5 days costs roughly 5 to 7 euros. Add a euro for home made bread made with a bread baking machine and you have a proper meal. Just throw some baking mix and water in it and 3h later you have fresh warm bread. Honestly, making your own soup in 12min for 4 days is roughly 6min more effort then canned soup. No added sugar, conservatives and too much salt. Much better taste. Especially when you add some blue cheese.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Climb out of blanket cocoon. Pry open can. Empty into bowl. Fill can with water. Empty into bowl. Put in microwave for three minutes. Stir. Microwave for two minutes. Go back to huddling under blankets.

(Like I said, I mostly eat soup when I’m sick. Don’t care much about taste or quantity in that case.)

You’re not wrong in any way though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I don't even have a microwave. I understand the concept, however I prefer home made meals. I hate cooking, so I usually cook 3 or 4 nights in a row, cooking large meals which are 4 to 5 large portions. This way I have enough food in my freezer for 2 to 3 weeks, consisting of 3 to 4 different kinds of food so not every day the same. I always have something I can warm up when I'm ill or feel down. It's basically the same as canned soup or instant meal, but home made so much tastier and healthier.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't even have a microwave. I understand the concept, however I prefer home made meals.

Microwave is just a tool for heating stuff. You can use it for homemade meals, too, although you gotta know your machine and its limitations (just like any tool). It’s most useful for reheating stuff quickly, though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lol I know what a microwave is. Not the 'concept' I was aiming for haha

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Oh duh, lol 🤦‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

People with severe smell sensitivity who can't cook because of it.

Which would be me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Fair enough

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I knew a guy in the army who would eat a gigantic bowl of oreos (usually 2/3rds of a regular package) and watch saturday morning cartoons. he said it helped him pass MREs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It certainly didn't help him pass fitness standards lol.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

dude was yoked. I just don't understand how you tolerate the output.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Oreos are 3 cookies to a serving.

Frequently servings are fairly close to 1 ounce. Oreos are a little over an ounce for 3 cookies at 34 grams.

This isn't necessarily a serving suggestion. They'd actually very much like it if you ate an entire sleeve in a sitting, 3 times a day.

It's only there so you can calculate with excruciating detail exactly how many grams of sugar you just swallowed when you stuffed the middle of 4 cookies together.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I work in a sandwich place that sells fairly large chocolate chip cookies. The bags we put them in are labeled as containing 4 servings. Buncha nonsense.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Absolutely insane. Sure, large cookie, but I've never seen anyone go "okay I will slice up this cookie and eat only a fourth" also that's how your make a cookie go stale faster! These manufacturers are cruel.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

but I've never seen anyone go "okay I will slice up this cookie and eat only a fourth"

I have, but only with thc edibles..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

And only before November 5th 2024. Now I scarf handfuls of those babies down until I pass out.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Okay, yes, that's fair. My sibling cuts their gummies into fourths even.

But a completely unadultered cookie?? Jam that entire thing into my mouth!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Hell yeah, my highschool used to have super soft undercooked cookies the size of a plate. They came on a paper plate wrapped in plastic (made in house).

They didn’t bother trying to pretend that was more than one serving. Nobody did :)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Problem: OP weighs as much as 3 bodies.

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