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The Onion a little over ten years ago:

Horrified Subway Execs Assumed People Were Buying Footlongs To Share With A Friend

It's best to avoid all ribbon campaigns altogether to avoid being misinterpreted, including poppies.

When someone asks me why I'm not wearing {x}, I tell them I am making a stand against peer pressure.

Thanks to Poe's Law, you may want to try this next time: "/s"

Even Jason figured this one out.

My understanding is that the cost of Extended Security Updates (ESU) goes up every year.

So, not dairy free, then.

One of those until-recently mouth agape YouTubers.

You can blame the Listerine ads for that.

I beg to differ. If it's not a CoViD test, where would you urinate?

1 asprin [...] 1 aleve ...

That combination of two non-steroidal anti-inflammatories is probably knocking out more than you think.

There's an NPR episode of Code Switch on the subject:

https://www.npr.org/sections/codeswitch/2014/05/16/313154674/mirror-mirror-does-fairest-mean-most-beautiful-or-most-white

If it's an official decree, then it must be in writing somewhere. The fanwiki is very short on references. One could assume it's all speculation. Probably just self-censureship rather than a ban.