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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Is this a Joker reference?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

You enter stage 2, and the leveling starts over, when it bleeds over into real life. Not documenting stage 1 stuff, but efforts to make it happen.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

So dreams are like level 200: your brain evolutionarily built a venting and coping mechanism that makes it invent fictional universes in which it pretends to live while you are sleeping.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

What level is it where you consider making a lemmy post about it but you imagine all the replies and what people would tell you so it just kinda ends up working itself out without even having to type.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I imagine I die and I become one of those movie ghosts that can literally do anything and start remaking the world in my image.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

I hate that I missed out on Conan's talk show years, because I was going to kill on there with my humorous vignettes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I just realized this but the people I imagine myself venting to are probably my true closest friends

I don't know why it took this long to realize that though

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

let them know how the shit you share is meaningful and that you enjoy life more with them around

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

eh I'm not sure if they feel that way about me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

"I really like bullshin with you dude/bro"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

This is super important to do.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

It's usually my therapist. Actually typically it is myself acting as my own therapist.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

My go-to is a fantasy in which I give an unfiltered speech to graduating seniors at a university, explaining in detail the day to day bullshit they will be dealing with once they enter the workforce.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

This tracks pretty hard.

After hearing about how big a flop the Borderlands movie was, I decided to watch it.

It was so abysmally bad I took psychic damage. Days latter I'm still wondering how anyone could have made those script decisions unless they were actively sabotaging the project.

I was unable to sleep one night so I starting making a YouTube video about how terrible the movie was. I'd say I'm at level 53.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

I'm in this picture and feel personally attacked.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Shit, I need to level up. That sounds much more cathartic.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

This is the plot of the first Joker movie...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

I'm extremely upset that I saw the word "venting" and immediately assumed this was about Among Us.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Oi! Get out of my headspace, I'm already trying to build confidence without overinflating my Ego and he doesn't need your enabling.

(I should stress, this is joke, good meme OP)

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Level 203, write it out as a fanfic

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Might as well call it a diary or journal, but if you do that it's suddenly only like level 5.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The only difference between screwing around and science is writing it down.

*And publishing it somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

A self reflective study on the mind of a shitposter by Zaphod Beeblebrox is most definitely not what is written on my diary, not at all.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I miss Regis. I feel like he was one of the last real broadcasters on TV. Like, you could be producing a show and just drop him in with no notice and it would be fine. “Regis, thank God you’re here, our host just started projectile vomiting and we’re live in 10 minutes.” Doesn’t matter what the show is, a parade, interviewing young children or a Nobel prize winner, game show, sports broadcast, breaking news, he could do it and it wouldn’t be obvious he’d been on his way to the dentist ten minutes earlier.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

A true professional, if you will.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Who is up early enough to be on with Regis and Kathy-Lee???

Johnny Carson rolls a mean blunt tho

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Unexpected HIMYM??

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (3 children)

level 200: venting by approaching the person you are upset with and starting a constructive dialogue about your feelings.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

That's level 0

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

That's just sick

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

that's the final boss

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Fantastic ideas.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

What's the level where I vent by creating an imaginary alternate universe of whatever fandom I'm engaged with at the moment where my self-insert is one of key characters and all the trauma gives him cool abilities?