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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

I think this shows a kind of intellectual impairment.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (5 children)

0 emissions? Methane from cattle is a large contributer to climate change. If we had as much horses as we have cars, the amount of methane would be too much to handle.

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[–] [email protected] 111 points 4 days ago (7 children)

Zero emissions? I know people find it ha ha funny, but farts legitimately contain methane and other green house gassses.

Cows for example are a large contributor of GHG

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 days ago (2 children)

plus if we had as many horses as we did cars we would be living in a horse shit apocalypse.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Compress into brick, then build tower. Now you also have tower.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Car shits smoke. Horse shits ... well ... Shit!!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I know it's a joke. If I was taking it seriously: I don't want to spend several hours getting to a job that's already say, an hour's commute. And then storing the horse at the job and then several hours back.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Then don't? Not horses fault.

[–] [email protected] 219 points 4 days ago (7 children)

750 a year? Wtf is this retard smoking. Cost for land, hay storage, water, vet, and farrier. Human time cost to feed them twice a day, get rid of or spread the shit. Blanket, saddle, bridle. You're looking at a few thousand a year minus the time sink.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

Important argument many fail to consider

[–] [email protected] 93 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

This article says 8 to 11k yearly. https://horserookie.com/average-horse-cost-by-state/

While cost of owning a car is between 3k and 9k yearly according to https://www.move.org/average-cost-owning-a-car/.

I would have thought that a horse would be much more expensive, like 10 times a car cost.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Had em in a poverty state 20 years ago 🤷

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Indeed. This was obviously written by an anon who knows nothing about horses.

And that’s an optimistic estimate you’re giving. It assumes that your horse doesn’t have any issues that need tending to if you’re not a complete asshole or animal abuser.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Almost all of those problems are solved by your local park.

Vet costs can be reduced by the skillfull application of healing stones.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago

horse sick? get a new one

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Yep. Once upon a time, you had to be very wealthy to own a car.

Now it's horses.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Where the fuck you store it though? A shitty car you can park anywhere, a horse is gonna take some space. Especially for us poor fucks where the temperature drops below freezing for part of the year. Car just maybe not gonna start today, a horse might not start ever again.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Consider horse a room mate. Finally someone to talk to.

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