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[–] [email protected] 111 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Zero emissions? I know people find it ha ha funny, but farts legitimately contain methane and other green house gassses.

Cows for example are a large contributor of GHG

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Ok, no cow riding.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

This is complete bs.

Tldr: cows in sheds eating corn is the problem, cows eating natural grass actually sequester more carbon than an empty field.

Long answer: Photosynthesis can only get carbon from the atmosphere. This carbon is then turned into plant material in grass. This grass is then eaten by the cow. A small portion of this grass will be converted into methane and other byproducts in the cow's digestive tracks. Some will be turned to energy for the cow and a vast majority will be shit out as raw unprocessed material. This raw unprocessed material, i.e. cow shit, this will last in the environment sequestering more carbon for longer time than just grass sitting there by itself. A grazed paddock will grow more grass than a non-grazed paddock because the cows are eating the fucking grass. i.e. more carbon from the environment is getting sequestered in the grass and the cow shit.

The only reason that cows get such a bad wrap is that variouse other factors are being counted that really shouldnt be under cows. Deforestation to grow plants to feed livestock, the transportation of meat, livestock feed etc etc.

A properly managed grass fed beef (like what we have here in australia) actually has a net negative effect on ghg. The factory farmed beef eating corn in a shed thats never seen a blade of grass is whats actually causing the ghg seen in the reports.

We have already seen this narrarive been used to strongarm small farmers grazing cattle while the multinational farms get away with fucking the environment cos they can afford the cost of beurocracy.

We are all just 3 warm meals away from anarchy thats something we should do well to remember.

Ps. Its not "cow flatulence" its "enteric fermentation" (burps) cow farts just makes a better headline.

Edit: formatting

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I can't believe my eyes, someone that isn't spouting the usual bullshit about cows and GHG on Lemmy.

I'll be gobsmacked.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I think you should've put TL;DR in the beginning, otherwise it looked like you're arguing cows don't fart, when you were actually about net effect.

I never thought about it from this side, but it makes sense, and seems like another way big corporations fuck the world up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Good shout.

Its a classic case of simple answer to a complex problem that nobody really thinks about cos it sounds vaguely reasonable in a headline.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 days ago (2 children)

plus if we had as many horses as we did cars we would be living in a horse shit apocalypse.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

Yep before the automobile streets were covered in horseshit.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Compress into brick, then build tower. Now you also have tower.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

We don't need more Trump towers thx

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

And it'll be built like a shit-brick house

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I generously donate my castle composed entirely out of horse shit to you kind sir.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

Only you can solve the housing crisis

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Foreever gratefull I am