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[โ€“] [email protected] 45 points 6 months ago (1 children)

At no point in my HS history class did our teacher mention that she was alive and living a few hours away from us.

[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

To be fair, I'd say teaching you guys should be proof enough of her non-corpse status that she didn't have to tell you outright ๐Ÿคท

[โ€“] [email protected] 39 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Cleopatra lived closer to the moon landing than the construction of the great pyramids in Egypt.

[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago (1 children)

And the tyrannosaurus rex lived closer to said moon landing than to time the stegosaurus existed too.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Jurassic Park was one lie after another.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It is a movie. Not a documentary.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

It was tongue in cheek.

I genuinely love that movie.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

'Member that song "74-75" by The Connells? That was a big hit in the Nineties.
We're now at 31 years after the release of this single and 49 years after the class of 1975 graduated.

[โ€“] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The Doritos Locos taco at Taco Bell has been around longer than the Confederate States of America ever was.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Most things fit that description. I have tires on my truck that fit that description.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Buuut, the Confederacy lasted twice as long as Pepsi Crystal.

[โ€“] [email protected] 41 points 6 months ago

Imagine if we still had racism in the distant futuristic year of 2000 ...

[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Which means that Shrek could have been Rosa Parks's favorite movie of all time.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I just want to know what her favorite Pokemon was

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Please. It's was clearly diglet.

[โ€“] [email protected] 51 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

If you were born in 1976 or earlier, your birthday is closer to the production of the Ford Model T than it is to today. Have a nice day :)

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

I miss horns that went auUUUga

[โ€“] [email protected] 46 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'd kick your arse if my knees weren't fucked

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'd help you except for my back

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'd help you but I'm in the middle of fucking that guy's knees

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Can I watch?

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Same year as Barbara Walters. But also Audrey Hepburn and Grace Kelly. Yasser Arafat. Ed Asner. June Carter Cash. And, famousbirthdays.com tells me, TikTok's Gangsta Grandma.

Edit: They were all born the same year Wyatt Earp died.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago
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