At no point in my HS history class did our teacher mention that she was alive and living a few hours away from us.
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To be fair, I'd say teaching you guys should be proof enough of her non-corpse status that she didn't have to tell you outright ๐คท
Cleopatra lived closer to the moon landing than the construction of the great pyramids in Egypt.
And the tyrannosaurus rex lived closer to said moon landing than to time the stegosaurus existed too.
Really that's interesting
Jurassic Park was one lie after another.
It is a movie. Not a documentary.
It was tongue in cheek.
I genuinely love that movie.
'Member that song "74-75" by The Connells? That was a big hit in the Nineties.
We're now at 31 years after the release of this single and 49 years after the class of 1975 graduated.
The Doritos Locos taco at Taco Bell has been around longer than the Confederate States of America ever was.
Most things fit that description. I have tires on my truck that fit that description.
Buuut, the Confederacy lasted twice as long as Pepsi Crystal.
Imagine if we still had racism in the distant futuristic year of 2000 ...
Which means that Shrek could have been Rosa Parks's favorite movie of all time.
I just want to know what her favorite Pokemon was
Please. It's was clearly diglet.
If you were born in 1976 or earlier, your birthday is closer to the production of the Ford Model T than it is to today. Have a nice day :)
I miss horns that went auUUUga
I'd kick your arse if my knees weren't fucked
I'd help you except for my back
I'd help you but I'm in the middle of fucking that guy's knees
Can I watch?
Same year as Barbara Walters. But also Audrey Hepburn and Grace Kelly. Yasser Arafat. Ed Asner. June Carter Cash. And, famousbirthdays.com tells me, TikTok's Gangsta Grandma.
Edit: They were all born the same year Wyatt Earp died.
THE FUCK!