The sun eh?
this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2025
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That article is everything what I expect from the sun...
Fuckin' hot, right?
"Hey Girl. Do you know why we call it the 'cockpit'?"
Sure they did
I mean, who hasn’t accidentally been booked into a sex dungeon and kept awake by a 24-hour orgy?
There's nothing worse than a Tuesday.
Their bosses booked the team into the Motel Mo.om in the Italian city of Milan but had confused it with the nearby Mo.om Hotel.
I mean, come on... It's like they want people to end up there by accident.
Show of hands.
Who here thinks this was actually an accident?
And they're complaining?!
If I was responsible for the safety and wellbeing of a flying tube with 200 people in it, I would absolutely be pissed about not being able to get a proper rest.
They're British.
The snaggle-toothed, inbred, crumpet-eaters complain that there are too many Spaniards in Spain when they're on holiday. They would complain about people complaining about how much they complain, if they could.
There's so many jokes here... where to start...
Tie them down first. That way you can get paid for the full session.
I just checked these on the map. If it’s the same one in the article they are the same building complex. It would be super easy to book the wrong one, it’s not like they’re across town from each other. They’re part of the same “storefront”.
I found the Motel mo. om web site. It seems to belong to Mo. om hotels...
The article stinks like a publicity stunt. And while the Motel is sex themed and has hourly rates, it looks nice.
Go to https://www.motelmoom.com/
Click on contatti
Oooh, [email protected]
It's just a sex themed part of the hotel in less prude Italy.
We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn...
Their bosses booked the team into the Motel Mo.om in the Italian city of Milan but had confused it with the nearby Mo.om Hotel.
I'm surprised that two hotels in the same area are allowed to have essentially the same name.
If you check out the motel's web page, they even share the same building and email address.
"Ooh, our normal rooms are overbooked, would you mind one of our sex themed rooms?"
That's the most simple explanation.
Another user posted that they share the same building too lol
One is a hotel, while the other is a motel.
The last one is a holiday inn
If your flight attendant starts acting up, then you take her friend
Is this a test?
I mean if you were in charge of that kind of thing wouldn't you leave it this way on purpose just for the fun of it?
Hennimooooooooore !!
Honey it was awful. I'm so exhausted, I couldn't sleep a wink in that horrible place. I went to use the bathroom and like 12 different people tried to felate me. Terrible, just terrible.
Why does this never happen to me?
The likely reality is these aren't attractive people you want to have sex with.
"Hey honey, sorry about the late night call. I just wanted to check in to say I love you.
Hey, on an unrelated note, there is an orgy happening in my room. Like 13 people have DEMANDED to suck my dick since I checked in. And so far 3 women have had strapons. You know I can't last here! You KNOW how easily I submit to strong women with strapons! Ok, love you byeeeeee, mistress chloe is calling from down the hall...."
Yeah baby.wav
Images you can hear lol
Something something time warp right?
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