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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

He chooses what to drive. If he likes it, that's his right. It's also right of the others not to like it and find it ridiculous. There is no objective reason to drive a Cybertruck except to show off. Well, it backfired for him.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 month ago (8 children)

He says "a female", then "a guy".

No wonder they're laughing. This guy's a joke.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (4 children)

He claims he'd never mock a Prius while in the same sentence posting about how much he hates the Prius, and then doesn't think it's fair to be mocked for driving a certain vehicle.

To break this Möbius strip logic: Blame someone else.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Ford Multipla drivers can finally point and laugh at another vehicle owner.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I was like "oh, I gotta remember that duck billed one. That's an ugly one too. Ugliest I ever saw!"

It's the Multipla. It's a Fiat, though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Until the cyberstuck appeared.

But i feel like capability is a beautiful thing.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He forgot to gold plate his Tesla, that's why.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Wait are you telling me there's folks driving their cybertrucks unpainted

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well as they say, you can put lipstick on a pig...

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago
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