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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

aluminum frame, steel skin. they put the horse in the cart and had the fare-payers pull the whole thing lolol

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 month ago

I swear most of you are just assholes looking for manufacturer moral justification to bully people.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

As a man I’ve been patiently waiting my entire life for the general population of women to realize they can shame men into not being stupid assholes. I don’t think men on the whole are going to like it…but it’s been a long time coming. See: history.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My opinion of Musk has nothing to do with it. For the price of it, its ugly as fuck.

I'm not a fan of priuses either, but priuses don't a) take wild swings in design in order to be "edgy" and b) price themselves according to supposed "cool points".

With or without Musk, your choices reflect who you are. This guy bought an overpriced vehicle in order to be "cool" and now he's butt hurt that no one agrees with him.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Remove all the hype and it looks stupid

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Hell, include the hype, and it looks stupid

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He's bought a status car and spent ~$70k extra on it in order to get a reaction. Not sure what he's whining about.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Probably because he expected for that sort of money for the only reaction to be people jizzing themselves

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I suppose that's... kind?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How many women own cybertrucks???

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We don't need to compensate for dick size.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

My two closest friends that justifiably own trucks are women. They are dirty and beaten up base model chevrolets. They certainly don’t need to compensate for dick size. They just have big dogs and work together on a farm!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Unexpected futa?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

"I drive the equivalent of a 2024 Yugo that is laughably poor quality sold by a huckster and I paid enough to buy 4 reasonable cars. It's the most gaudy design of any car ever produced since the dawn of time. Why would people laugh at me?"

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