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I Don’t Know Why Women Keep Laughing at Me When I’m Out Driving my Tesla Cybertruck (www.torquenews.com)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

He forgot to gold plate his Tesla, that's why.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Wait are you telling me there's folks driving their cybertrucks unpainted

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well as they say, you can put lipstick on a pig...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh we are so putting lips and a curly tail on our neighbor's cybertruck this halloween as a prank

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

You'll void its warranty b doing crazy stunts like that.