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[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Mona Lisa soup

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Couch potato soup.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Some days I feel like I'd just be boiled water. But today's a good day and I think I'm more like tomato soup. Not terribly exciting, but familiar and satisfying. And sometimes you can find whole basil leaves in me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Stone.

I'm a community project.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Somehow, slightly burnt

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Dutch pea soup: savory and mushy. Perfect for cold winter months.

Also, I can call myself snert. Which is just an objectively funny name :)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I love asparagus soup, so probably that one.

I also stink, much like asparagus.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

for some reason i feel like i would be broccoli-cheddar

i dont even like broccoli-cheddar soup...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Two olives and a slice of prosciutto floating in a Bloody Mary.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This just made me think... What exactly defines a soup vs beverage? Solid matter? A bloody Mary is a soup. I'd like to be a bloody Mary.

But in reality I'd probably be cream of something soup, which now sounds more like a terrible beverage than a soup.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I'd offer temperature but I've seen chilled soups. I would never try one but they exist.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

A small but wide pot of potato soup with a sausage.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Mushroom soup - my entire existence is based on being kept in the dark and fed shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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Mud is teeming with vibrant life that nobody can see, is always getting stepped on, and nobody wants it around.

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Makes me want to try a fusion dish with IASIP and make Hot Rumham Water

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Kinda cool, but heavy strobe warning for any light sensitive people out there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Tom Kha, full of tofu, mushrooms, and cherry tomatoes 💜

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Tomato soup. I eat so much of them, that I've practically already achieved this goal.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I just asked myself an apparently I’m lentil soup

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Everyone actin like theyre not already a potential soup ingredient. Primate stew.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Long pig bacon and tater chowder.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Chicken tortilla soup.

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A Donner family favorite.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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My favorite gas station sandwich ingredient.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I'd like to believe that I'd be a dandelion and chickpeas soup. It's a bit bitter, but less than it looks like; rather unimpressive and without "woosh", and frankly weird, but filling.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Honestly beautiful

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Corn flakes. Fight me if you think cereal isn't soup.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

With sliced bananas

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Well it's always put in the microwave anyways, so it's already hot.

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