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HOW DO THEY MAKE CHANGE?
this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2024
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Seems like something else should come before you discover visa...
Gay people can be exchanged for goods and services.
Mm, tender.
(legal tender)
Ok; so how much for a sandwich and a coffee; all I have on me is a pair of lesbians and a large gay guy.
"Thats 5 gaygays and 2 lezzies please."
"Inflation again??"
Legal and tender.
How many twinks to a bear?
As many as he can carry.
This is highly flattering.
It's exceedingly rare that capitalists put human lives all the way up at the same level as currency.
People have always been currency in the form of servitude/slavery.
there is a reason the industry term is "human resources"
Inflation is getting really out of hand...
Back entrance only
Great now I’m gonna have to apply for a YOU card. Hope the bank’s APR isn’t parked somewhere on the far side of Andromeda.
Good intentions, easily taken wrong.
Look everyone, the corporations are trying to be inclusive!
..... No? Nobody cares? Okay. That seems right. They don't care about us unless we're going to buy their shit, so that seems fair to me.
Eat the rich.
They seem to care enough to be willing to lose business from all the homophopes and transphobes, and that's A LOT of business.
Sorry, my but is not contactless, you gotta insert it
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Grass and gas also accepted
Looks like human trafficking's back on the menu, boys!
*Gay remittance only valid for purchase of toaster ovens.
You are not putting me in that tacky ass Velcro wallet on a chain…
I take it that's not your kink?
.... Not that there would be anything wrong with it, if it were.
Always have been
(pushes gay button)
Your total comes to: 2 gays, a bisexual, and a asexual. If you're out of asexuals, I can consider a intersexed.
Having your gay friend pay your debts with thier body. For everything else there is master card.
Priceless
I think they just mean Euros for anyone buying gay gifts.
Wait, slavery is legal now for the gays!! Stonks (am straight, know gay people to “enslave”)
I think most people just call it employment
What else do you expect from a business called Open D
How much am I worth?
Best I can do is a 50 inch oled TV and a grilled cheese sandwich.
What kinda cheese we talking
Sharp cheddar
can we maybe do a 55?
What’s a 55?
The tv
Lol yup I'm slow.
Well we can do a 55 inch TV but you lose the sandwich.
I choose curtain number 3
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