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[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

say what you want about America and its ridiculous lawsuit happiness... but I've never seen anyone in America sue over a farewell card they didnt get, presumably because they're the kind of selfinvolved asshole that sues over not getting a goddamn card

[–] [email protected] 68 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Karen Conaghan

Could we be looking that the origin story of Karen?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

This feels more like an evolution

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago

I hope she decided to sue when she ran into one of her former colleagues at the shop who was like "oh yeah Karen, I've got no idea why you didn't receive a card. They're probably harassing you" while trying to exit the conversation as quickly as possible.

[–] [email protected] 123 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Wow I heard this one out loud hahaha thank you

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago
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