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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Wouldn't it be cool if there were shit like this out there?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Thanks for warning me in advance

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Like an angler fish; That sign draws in the curious and unaware.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The anomaly is YOU.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

BOW DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I just finished Outriders, let me at that fucking anomaly

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

STALKER: New Vegas looks lit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I would play the everlasting shit out of this

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Of course I'm in range.

I can never be out of range of it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

GET OUT OF HERE, STALKER!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Area X

If you can see the lighthouse, you're screwed.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I loved that book. What an LSD Trip of a story (the Southern reach trilogy)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The movie was even surprisingly great, despite, or possibly because of diverging from the books so much.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

As book adaptations go, it was not terrible!

I did like the movie, though, no mistake. They did a great job

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

DEADLY ANOMALIES, DANGEROUS MUTANTS, ANARCHISTS AND BANDITS. NONE OF THEM WILL STOP DUTY ON ITS TRIUMPHANT MARCH TOWARD SAVING THE PLANET.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

But enough about Walmart...

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

for some reason reminded me of the Astral Spike from the game Control. Astral Spike

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Bring it no. I'm ready for some existential crisis.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is the anomaly that giant sentient hamburger?

I bet I could take 'im. Even if he doesn't have bacon.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Nope, that's an American Mimic. Looks like a cheeseburger but if you touch it, you are grappled and then it has advantage on attack rolls.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hungry Burger's got like 2k atk though, you'll need to out it with snatch steal or raigeki

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

ah yes the lovely universe reset

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

You can trust anomaly. Anomaly is frien

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So a blind person can just walk through without issues?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

The implication goes only in one direction. "If you can read this, you are in danger" doesn't say anything about the case where you can't read it.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes. I believe this is what the SCP committee would call a memetic hazard.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

*cognitohazard unless it is contagious

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

It got reuploaded here, didn't it?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Cheekis some breekis

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Looks at the sign with a telescope from space

Haha you cant catch me anomaly

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It says if you can read the sign, you're in range. It's an anomaly, after all.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah shit, I just read the sign...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Quick you need to share this picture with 5 more people to avoid the anomaly!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

No wait that's shy guy oh shit oh fuck