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[–] [email protected] 54 points 5 months ago

I want a fundamentalist moron who let's me dominate her like a wife ought to.

[+] [email protected] -9 points 5 months ago (5 children)

I don't get it. This post is just a Christian looking to mingle. The tongues thing basically means he is looking for a Pentecostal. The weirdest thing about this is the antivax thing which is dumb and the tongues but all religions have weird practices.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If he were a Pentecostal he'd know where to find that woman, she'd be going to the same church he is.

More than likely he's exhausted all of his options there.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

This dude needs an anime waifu to hopefully prevent him from terrorizing real women

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

while I improve myself

🤭

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (5 children)

Prays in tongues? Lol poor moron doesn't even understand what he's saying.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago

So hot:

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago

That's the whole idea!

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[–] [email protected] 100 points 5 months ago (4 children)

while I improve myself

Damn, he got like one aspect of this kind of correct, except you know that by "improving himself" he maybe at best means getting in better physical or financial shape instead of addressing the Scrooge McDuck-style vault full of red flags, and at worst he means sliding deeper into this disgusting worldview.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Hopefully he'll improve to the point of realizing the BS he was spouting.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

He'll be an insel in no time

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

He already is one

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

As for me, I'll take the exact opposite!

Oh wait. Except the woman part. I'm ok with that.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Sorry, too late, we've already shipped the grungy atheist gamer man child to your address.

If it is not to your satisfaction, wrap it in the same packaging and we'll give you a return address. There will unfortunately be a restocking fee.

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