Kintarian

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Appropriately named

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Maybe I should have posted the whole joke.

“I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. “We’re surrounded.””

— Steven Wright

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It's a a Steven Write joke.

 

A pouch potato

 

It had a kaleidoscope

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They preach freedom to live your best life unless you are gay, transgender, atheist. They are the worst kind of hypocrites.

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He was going to use the money to buy more picnic baskets.

 

A lighthouse

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Coprinus Footis

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Wow, that's a crazy schedule

 

It’s impossible to put down

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Jinjer is so good 🤘

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Very nice 👍

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I liked that book.

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I like to pay extra for a good ice cream that has just natural ingredients in it and not a bunch of chemicals.

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That's why when I got dentures I picked a few shades darker than stark white. We Americans just have some obsession with bright white teeth. I think they look phony.

 

There are no depths the insane will not go

 

I get a quarter pounder with cheese, fries and a drink. It costs almost $15. I can go to a cafe where I'm waited on and served decent food for $20.

 

but then it grew on me.

 

But it never took off

 

You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel.

 

The evening mews.

 

So, let me get this straight. Joseph notices that Mary is pregnant. Joseph confronts Mary about it. And Mary replies: err, hmm, I know, the angel of the Lord came down and impregnated me. We're going to have the child of God. And Joseph is like: okay, cool.

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