Keep holding on because this isn't the Handmaid's Tale, fuckface. : insanepeoplefacebook

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Came across another sovcit bodycam video. Came here to share it before I even watch it myself. Enjoy!

Police Give Sovereign Citizen Couple a Much-Needed Dose of Reality

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

These are just delicious. Wonderful find!

[+] [email protected] -8 points 5 months ago

Lemmy lives in a bubble cuz they think what this guy asks for is unrealistic.

There are plenty of girls out there exactly according to the description. And they're in then looking for a "real man".

And, yes, the OOP is doing the right thing by probably going to the gym and working on making more money, cuz those will ultimately be the factors his dream woman is valuing most.

Get rekt, lemmy. Other people will be happy in their own way and there's nothing you can do about it.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I just want an attractive, big titty goth girl, who worships Satan, wants to make fuck, is vaccinated, and has a slim body that she clothes in the sluttiest outfits she can find.

Is that too much to ask for??

They may be rare, but they do exist. Holding out, while I continue to get worse. 🤟🏻⚡️☠️💦

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

C'mon honey! Could you please pray in tongues for me again near my bussome?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I like the story of Jesus and the dallllly lllllama the most. Specially the parts with lllllove and lllloss. C'mon doil agail! I love you!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago

Unvaccinated ones died at young age bruh

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago

“I will die alone” would have been quicker to post.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Of all the things wrong with the ad why would you imagine speaking in tongues is anything but literal mental illness.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Watch the documentary "Jesus camp" for the long answer. Short answer is there's a lot of them and reinforce each other's delusions and indoctrinate children.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago

They exist, but usually die in their childhood of measels

[–] [email protected] 50 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think he should just order the sex doll, it's exactly what he is asking for.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (2 children)

If your sex doll starts praying in tongues... You're probably f*cked

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Bride of chucky 2: Electric boogaloo

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

I believe there is/was a company that had an option to have the doll actually say things. (embedded electronics) Super creepy but hey, if your kink is a girl praying in tongues, whatever. Not much different than someone trying to talk with their mouth full while eating lunch. Sounds sexy right??? Or creepy, it is October!

[–] [email protected] 121 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I want a girl who is unvaccinated
I want a girl who prays in tongues
At a MAGA rally we will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk when she is spoken to
She wants to work on her fit, fit body
She wants to rock it with her modest clothes
She's changing her surname to whatever mine is
She's trading her career to raise our nine kids

I want a girl with a short leash and who looooooves, loooooooooves Jesus!

muted trumpet

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

I am helpless with mirth.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Bravo!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Holy shit that is great hahahaha

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I just turned to my wife and sang this to her, then showed her the meme. Thank you.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Help me out. What's the tune? Because I can't figure it out lol

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago

Short Skirt Long Jacket by Cake

It was the first thing that popped in my head too when I read the first 4 words in the screenshot lmao

[–] [email protected] 54 points 5 months ago (2 children)

First tip to “improve yourself”: don’t use the word “woke” as an unironic insult.

Also, consider being flexible on lots of things, particularly vaccines. It would be a shame if your dream girl died in the next pandemic.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Well that's just time for a new dream girl!

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