Pressed ham? Nah.
The billy goat? Probably.
this post was submitted on 08 Oct 2024
36 points (95.0% liked)
No Stupid Questions
35536 readers
1449 users here now
No such thing. Ask away!
!nostupidquestions is a community dedicated to being helpful and answering each others' questions on various topics.
The rules for posting and commenting, besides the rules defined here for lemmy.world, are as follows:
Rules (interactive)
Rule 1- All posts must be legitimate questions. All post titles must include a question.
All posts must be legitimate questions, and all post titles must include a question. Questions that are joke or trolling questions, memes, song lyrics as title, etc. are not allowed here. See Rule 6 for all exceptions.
Rule 2- Your question subject cannot be illegal or NSFW material.
Your question subject cannot be illegal or NSFW material. You will be warned first, banned second.
Rule 3- Do not seek mental, medical and professional help here.
Do not seek mental, medical and professional help here. Breaking this rule will not get you or your post removed, but it will put you at risk, and possibly in danger.
Rule 4- No self promotion or upvote-farming of any kind.
That's it.
Rule 5- No baiting or sealioning or promoting an agenda.
Questions which, instead of being of an innocuous nature, are specifically intended (based on reports and in the opinion of our crack moderation team) to bait users into ideological wars on charged political topics will be removed and the authors warned - or banned - depending on severity.
Rule 6- Regarding META posts and joke questions.
Provided it is about the community itself, you may post non-question posts using the [META] tag on your post title.
On fridays, you are allowed to post meme and troll questions, on the condition that it's in text format only, and conforms with our other rules. These posts MUST include the [NSQ Friday] tag in their title.
If you post a serious question on friday and are looking only for legitimate answers, then please include the [Serious] tag on your post. Irrelevant replies will then be removed by moderators.
Rule 7- You can't intentionally annoy, mock, or harass other members.
If you intentionally annoy, mock, harass, or discriminate against any individual member, you will be removed.
Likewise, if you are a member, sympathiser or a resemblant of a movement that is known to largely hate, mock, discriminate against, and/or want to take lives of a group of people, and you were provably vocal about your hate, then you will be banned on sight.
Rule 8- All comments should try to stay relevant to their parent content.
Rule 9- Reposts from other platforms are not allowed.
Let everyone have their own content.
Rule 10- Majority of bots aren't allowed to participate here.
Credits
Our breathtaking icon was bestowed upon us by @Cevilia!
The greatest banner of all time: by @TheOneWithTheHair!
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
"You call that a pressed ham?!?"
Only if they’re a Cunt
Assault involves touching someone.
In most jurisdictions battery involves touching someone while assault is the threat of immediate danger.
Actually I don't think it does, at least depending on where you are, and the definition for sexual assault might be different, but in my state (US) you can be charged with assault even for intent to attack someone.
I don't see how mooning can be considered the intent to attack.
It's harassment, sure. Not assault.
I think it might depend on if the person mooning is moving toward the victim and if the victim is "in range" of...the butt.
If someone was backing that (bare) ass up on me I'd definitely feel threatened, or if they moon me so close that they might spray me.
My first instinct is yes, it is essentially flashing. On the other hand, I feel I would be way less likely to assign a sexual motive to mooning unless it was combined with some other sexual gesture or something.
Seems like it depends on who does it to whom. A 19 year old girl? She’s a whore. A 12 year old boy? He‘s a prick. A 12 year old girl? She’s been with the boys for too long. A regular dude/woman mid 30‘s?/40‘s? He’s/She‘s either mentally unstable or drunk. I do it to my girl? She’ll probably ask if she can finally put that thing from her bedside table inside me. An old man? He‘s a creep. A comedian on stage? It’s part of his show and he’s funny!!
Your girl causally mentions she wants to peg you?
I believe they call this a "joke" but idk I'm not a mathematician
Yes
Yours doesn't?
If she's in, I'm in too.
Don’t ruin OP’s strategic wishful thinking
He so casually presents them cheeks, she can say what she wants just as casually 😂
It can be in some jurisdictions, yes
I guess that depends on if you consider the sight of a hairy butthole to be sexual.
What? It's ALWAYS a hairy asshole. You NEVER see a girl moon, or a well kept guy moon. It's ALWAYS some 300lbs plumber bod guy.
Well legal definitions are different in different places, but I would imagine it's usually something like indecent exposure or maybe sexual harassment. Not sexual assault.