ship runs aground, catches fire and sinks
This sounds like a looney tunes bit
this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2024
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did the front fall off?
Well the front is not supposed to fall off, is it.
Ugh that's embarrassing. Time to call my friend in the navy give him shit for crashing his boat.
I imagine the conversation is just "ha! no boat having ass!" *hang-up noise*
"Hey bro I heard you crashed your boat haha" him "I'm an aircraft mechanic"
Halt and catch fire.
Well... shit....
They certainly have the element of surprise down. That ship is doing the three things you generally don't expect a ship to do.
Can't wait for Oceanliner Designs to cover this lol
Yeah, that’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.
The HMNZS Manawanui - a specialist dive and hydrographic vessel - was conducting a reef survey when it hit the reef on Saturday night.
Reef successfully surveyed. Results: it's there.
Was there.
How strong do you think that reef is?
Only one way to know!
Trying to take macro photos.
Identifying reef: “Yup, it’s a reef.”
Well, it was.... That ship is going to release so many hydrocarbons, the reef may not survive.
Rip millions of tax payer dollaroos
Over 100 mil nzd to replace, I'm not sure if we have insurance.
Surely not, we can't have new ferries this other boat, well it just isn't on the cards.
new reef just dropped
CLANGGG!
Found it!
Ugh. Been there.
Feel bad for the crew, but damn I love that succinct punchy headline.
“Burnt down, fell over, then sank into the swamp.”
And then we built another one...
It really does sum up the story quite well, doesn't it?