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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Gaaaarikuuuu Toooosutoooo

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Miiiiiikurooooo-waaaaaafuuuuuu

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Ooooooofueeen de kimashitaaaaaa

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Gariku tosuto

Mikurowafu

Gariku Toooosutoooo ofuen

.

Ofuen wa

Moeru to

Atsui kaaaaazeeee fuuukuuuu

.

Kogeta wa

Gariku wo

Moeru gaaaariiiiiikuuuu yooooo

[Alternative beginning of “O Fortuna” from “Carmina Burana” for apocalyptic burning garlic toast contemplation]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

You know I feel a lot better about life now that I have a pair of fire extinguishers mounted on the wall within arms reach most of my day.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

it is pronounced identically in japanese and english (except japanese accent(?))

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

gaalikku tousuto

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I wouldn't call it a japanese accent, that's a bit different, but ルール is the loan word for rule, approximated with japanese syllabary of course. So it's ru-ru instead of rool. The r is also kinda rolled like a Spanish R, between and R and L sounds.

A japanese accent tends to have awkward stress-accent as well as R and L sounding too similar if not identical, and some general phonemes just not sounding quite right since japanese doesn't have them (the ae sound for instance). Words that end in consonants can be tricky too, but japanese has a few in very casual speech (mostly by just leaving off the u in tsu) so that concept isn't so foreign.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

i knew it wasn't exactly an accent, that's why i put "(?)". thanks for the elaboration

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Pork chop sandwiches.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

Remember: when something in your kitchen is on fire, it's a good idea to pull your phone out and take a pic before getting the fire extinguisher. You never know how many likes you could have get.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

美味しそうなガーリックトースト🍞

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Gaarikku Tohsuto. Katakana always is a delight.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

When I started learning Japanese at uni, I overheard two higher semester students talking. One asked the other what the Japanese word for "duck" was and he replied "da-kku". That still amuses me. I am a man of simple needs.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

暑い means hot (in terms of weather). 熱い is what correct word to use.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I still find it stupid that there are like four kanji for the word hot, but they're all pronounced the same

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Thank you for correcting me! Japanese is hard to learn but also a lot of fun.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago

Translation: “Egads, my roast is ruined!”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Your mistake was inviting a fire demon to dinner, it’s better to invite them to brunch

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

An unforgettable luncheon.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago

Here the Ohhhhhhh functions more like the extension of the last syllable so I'd read it as garlic tooooooooooooooooooast.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Looks like the lyrics to a 90s eurobeat song

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Oh my god,

My garlic toast is on fire!

You're my love,

My heart also on fire!

synth solo

guitar solo

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Garlic toast!

[–] [email protected] 88 points 2 months ago

Google translating "aaaaaaaaaaaa" as "ah ah ah ah ah ah" always makes me laugh