This made me laugh way too goddamn hard.
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"Kelvins" just feels wrong, but apparently is correct? (looking it up, seems like it's right) It still feels the same as if you'd say "200 Fahrenheits" or "140 Celciuses".
1 degree, 2 degrees. 1 kelvin, 2 kelvins
Celsius and Fahrenheit are both degrees units, meaning they're scaled off of some arbitrary temperature. 20°C means 20 Celsius units away from Celsius 0.
Kelvin isn't scaled. 0 Kelvin means there's no temperature energy at all. So there's no need to couch it in degrees, since it isn't arbitrary but a defined scale with an absolute zero point.
I always assumed it was like Fish. No change in the plural.
No change necessary, but fishes is a perfectly acceptable and correct plural of fish, and so much more fun to say!
I'm a big fan of mooses. I think they're large enough to deserve the extra letters.
I prefer "meese", myself
Meesin?
Okay, this actually make me cackle like a buffoon.
This should be the premise of an actual episode
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God I miss Tumble Dry comics. I understand he wanted to be more with his life than just "funny weed man" but fuck if he didn't make some of the most legendary stoner comics of all time.
If TNGs computer were as dumb as ChatGPT.
Thankfully they only let ChatGPT run the hollodecks... Which explains why they're always glitching out!
What prompt do I have to say to ChatGPT to get Moriarty?
The original prompt was create an opponent capable of defeating Data.
I have said it before but I'll say it again: be careful who you give root/superuser permissions to:-).
Heed this warning. I gave them to myself and it did not end well.
Fuck yeah. We are often our own worst enemies. Especially you:-).
This, folks, is why global definition of variables can lead to your untimely demise.
Yeah you gotta scope dat shit.
No way the Ent-D rolled off the line with global vars for everything, was this before or after O'Brien transferred off the ship?
Crusher is in a shuttle, so the scope of that "hot" is more than just Ent-D. She might have accidentally destroyed the federation with that definition.
def hot(temp: int = 340):
return temp
That way Bev can define temp however she needs, but if Picard doesn't specify, he gets his tea at a nice drinkable Kelvin temp.
If you're just going to define a variable and then return it there's no reason to do it in a function.
Shouldn't that be a float?
Python is dynamically typed, so you could just go against the type hint like an animal. But yes, probably.
If you want to write Python like a caveman, then sure
Exactly what I bring up when argumentative people show up with any of the inane food definitions "hot dog is sandwich" or "milkshake is soup" and what not.
Hot dog is taco.
"Pizza is an open-face sandwich" ~Madlad Lemmyor (lemmyite? Lemm? Lemmor? Just what do we call users of Lemmy anyways???) from a couple weeks ago
Calzones are just folded pizzas.
I see "Lemmings" a lot and fairly like that
Or "Fedizens" if we want to be inclusive of other members of the Fediverse, like Mbin, Piefed, Tesseract (well, technically that's just a GUI for Lemmy iirc), and soon Sublinks.
But it does seem less playful than Lemmings:-P.
Fedizens is fun. Being citizens of the free and open.
And I do prefer being inclusive whenever possible:-).
I remember this episode of Jimmy neutron
This is how I envision the future of modern day AI crap online ....
".... ... the answer to your question is ... imma gonna kill you .... lol .... what else would you like to ask?"